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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 02:07 PM       
You better buy the condoms now and test drive them to make sure they fit. Better get them with lube cause her pussy is probably really tight.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 02:19 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 02:31 PM       
Woah what, condoms come in different sizes what. HEALTH CLASS HAS FAILED ME. Thankfully she's fucked before so if I do (and this is a big hypothetical here) ever fuck her there won't be blood everywhere.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 03:08 PM       
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Thankfully she's fucked before
I know I should have realized this before, but this means you are good to go. Yeah, condoms come in different sizes (think of magnums lololol). you'll prob be fine with any of them, just pick whichever's on sale.
cool tip: the first condoms I bought were 20cents cheaper than the others AND it came with a 4th condom instead of just 3. :coolguy
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 03:14 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 03:20 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 03:33 PM       
Is anyone else disgraced by the liberal use of the verb 'fuck' by under 16s these days?
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 03:33 PM       
Condoms are for the weak minded, if you're serious about sex then you had better learn how to achieve orgasm without ejaculating.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 03:46 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 04:11 PM       
Zhukov I'm not under 16

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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 04:19 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 10:21 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 02:59 AM       
You ritually need to plow her before you leave dog. Inform her you need to grind it otherwise when you go to china you're gonna double their population by next year.
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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 07:05 AM       
Oh, you're over 16? That's ok then. I'll agree with 10k then, 'cause it sounds like you need to really plunge the clunge in good time.
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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 04:33 PM       
Well fuck, it appears something happened that caused Mr.Asian to change his mind...However apparently not fully? They're now (Facebook official hurrrr) 'going out' but nothings really happened between them yet. Seems like I should go get laid somewhere else while they're 'together' and then try to get her when she eventually gets bored of him.
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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 04:53 PM       
You need to bone the yellow out of her now or go bone someone else. She wouldn't be cheating on him if you bang her ass either. Thats how the law works.
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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 06:36 PM       
Time to post nudes of her on the internet.
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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 07:35 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 07:55 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 08:08 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 08:48 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2011, 09:01 PM       
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