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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 08:23 PM       
Elx, I would also like to see your list
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 01:28 AM       
I think we all want to see this list.

Or maybe, based on her hostile reaction here, we already have! Hey-oh! /rimshot

PS: I know Elx was not that girl, I am just stirring the pot because I am bored

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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 05:37 AM       
I think I would be a good parent, but I really, really don't want to put it to the test right now.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 06:32 AM       
the bitch deserves it! I would be so ashamed if that was my daughter...but I might have to hifive my son on the side after all the dust settled.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 08:10 AM       
She's making a list

she's checking it twice

to see which hotties have dicks of great size

oh, Katie's cunt is cumming in your mouth.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 08:15 AM       
She knows when you are sleeping

since she knows when she drugged your drink

so she knows that you are helpless

so skeet skeet with your dink
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 08:20 AM       
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wat. Are you missing that fact the girl was already a third of the way through the list, marking dates on the left side? It isn't just fantasy or something.

Maybe. Dates are just dates - I'd give her a chance to explain first. I did miss this, though; it does make it more realistic that she was doing more than just thinking about stuff ...

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Ironically, the girl didn't do anything illegal.
Maybe not against the US Legal code, but in the law of MY HOUSEHOLD she would be guilty!
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 08:21 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 08:23 AM       
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the bitch deserves it! I would be so ashamed if that was my daughter...but I might have to hifive my son on the side after all the dust settled.
I'm ashamed that I was thinking the same thing.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 10:46 AM       
A dumb, slutty daughter has more at stake than a dumb, drunken son, for the most part. If he can keep his ass out from behind the wheel, he's not looking at an entirely altered future the same way she might be.

I saw the facebook pages of the alleged brother and sister, and neither looks asian or young enough to have really been involved in this.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 10:50 AM       
I think that elx needs to have a few beers and loosen up.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 11:17 AM       
Isn't this the same thing as a girl having a diary? The only difference is that she only had one piece of paper.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 12:44 PM       
Sorry; I can't get over this. She's a typical girl and I find shit like this hilarious.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 03:00 PM       
I wonder how elx would have felt had the genders been reversed.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 04:11 PM       
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ARENT YOU (SUPPOSEDLY) ONE OF THE GIRLS THESE DAYS?

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I looked through the members list and I think we're up to 9 doctors here with no degree.
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I looked through the members list and I think we're up to 9 doctors here with no degree.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 05:23 PM       
I'm pretty above-board about being a medschool dropout. I have postgraduate certificates in medicine but that's not the same thing and I do fuck-all now, mostly art.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 05:46 PM       
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wat. Are you missing that fact the girl was already a third of the way through the list, marking dates on the left side? It isn't just fantasy or something.
I reread the initial post, for comprehension this time. Eric is right, she's 3 down, with one "NVM". (apparently didn't meet her "standards") In this day and age, this is not just disturbing, it's downright frightening. If the parents ground the son for 3 months, they'll keep her under lock and key until they both pass away. Shoving her 3 squares through a slot in her bedroom door.

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i think it's stupid that she made the list, but she doesn't deserve this because of it. how is she any worse than any of the girls these days? just because she wrote something down privately, hid it in her bedroom instead of keeping her thoughts in her head, she's a horrible person?
elx, you don't seem to understand the gravitas surrounding this kind of behavior. Probably why so many here want to see your list.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 05:55 PM       
chill out d00ds. for me, it wasn't about which was worse between being a skank and being an underage alcoholic; it was their actions that followed that should be judged.

i believe she did the right thing by telling her parents about the alcohol, i'm not considering what her intentions were because i don't know. maybe she was doing it to be a bitch, he still got what he deserved. on the flip side, his intentions were very clear, he was pissed off about being grounded, (he had no right to be) and was trying to harm his sister, embarrass her, blackmail her and look what happened -- she's an underage girl who has just had her personal life shoved out onto the internet where it will exist forever for everyone including those who are most close to her to laugh at. this will be thrown back into her face over and over again and used against her for the rest of her life. while his "punishment" is over in 3 months. he should have taken it to their parents, what he did was not justified at all. i don't understand why the majority of you guys can't understand that..
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 06:01 PM       
ditto gravitas.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 08:08 PM       
By your own bizarre logic, elx, she deserved it by virtue of being in the wrong, and is therefore unable to complain about the consequences.

I also don't see what's so tragic about people using this against her for the rest of her life. She's the one who did it in the first place.

SHOULD WE HAVE GIVEN STALIN A SECOND CHANCE TOO

BECAUSE SHE IS THE STALIN OF UNSUCKED COCKS
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 08:53 PM       
She deposes of them in order to advance through ranks of government?
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 08:58 PM       
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this will be thrown back into her face over and over again and used against her for the rest of her life. while his "punishment" is over in 3 months.
If he's that young and busted for a six-pack, I think he's gonna have problems later in life, too. They both sound like little assholes.
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