Reminisce about I-Mockery!

[Sethomas]

One time I think in Spring 2002, someone made a thread called "HEY SENIOR MOCKERY" and everyone lambasted him for not using a tilda. My response was to defend him with a long linguistic tirarde that he was actually speaking Latin. Sspadowsky thought it was funny but included with that admission that I was some explitive of "weird".

[Jeff The Ninja]

Oh, dont beat yourself up about it Seth, we are all weird to some extent, thats why we post here.

Oh yeah, Anyone Remember Jonathan Clement and his "alt" Callum Creyshaw.

[Esuohlim]

I believe it's spelled "tilde" :lambast

[Sethomas]

Oh.

A while ago I went to urinate into a toilet. Usually when I do this, I progress further into a situationally-inspired philosophical treatise about that friend and foe of mine, tentatively titled "Meditations on My Cock". However, my attention was shifted to the memory of the scene in About Schmidt where Jack Nicholson chuckles while pissing all over his own bathroom. Years ago, Royal Tennenbaum (or maybe even SolidSnakeASS) made numerous references to his love of that movie. Eventually I made a post going on a tirade about what an absolute moron you'd have to be to like that movie, let alone find it funny. To people who read that thread it probably just seemed like I was pretending to be pissed off about something that stupid. But, no, really it did piss me off. The idea that someone could like that movie. And you know what? When I was pissing a short while ago and that memory came up, every bit of rage returned full swing and has yet to leave me.

[sloth]

I remember finding the EZboards totally by accident and thinking it was the funniest thing ever, back when Protoclown actually posted and just before Legolars got there and was all gay for pirates. Es arrived and duked it out with Crunch and someone else in any and every thread. I registered at the new forums but hardly ever posted (HAZING PROCESS ). So, I ended up sort of the awkward forum equivalent of the spaz kid kept in the same grade for years 'til hes part of the furniture. Oh yeah, and never laughing at t'internet so much as at Jixby and Wreck's mock war thread.

[sadie]

what is this i-mockery?

[Juttin]

I joined in about 2002,and posted,like,15 times until the board changed. Then,I lurked from time to time.

As for the site,I started coming to it in 2001,because I liked the rom hacks.

That's about it.

[Matt Harty]

I remember posting in orange colored text for my first 200 posts. I randomly found this forum looking for a good place to be annoying and mass up a post count. But I got shot down pretty fast, and instead of leaving I stuck around to learn how to be a jerk. :D

There's an east coast too you know =[

[Esuohlim]

Didn't kellychaos post in purple text?

I still think you and he are one in the same.

[tenno]

I read a post on a rave board and come here in defense of raves

I get shot down hard

I return in disguise as 'waves of dead black'

Startled by 'waves' vehemence, he/she is celebrated as a mocker

Time travails as I repeatedly bash myself on the forums for all of your amusement

Found out, I admit my chicanery and everyone loves me

I battle with Capn

I battle some more

I rule the anti-rave board

I find myself with no time for posting

I randomly incure wrath as I repetedly forget to finish any artwork comissioned to the point that my child (uncreated) may have to finish my work, ala Urutsukidoji and the Arthurian legends....

People miss me and I miss them.

[Emu]

I remember once Cherry posted and i was like "Who the fuck are you" and everybody got angery with me

[The Damp Moose]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Didn't kellychaos post in purple text?

I still think you and he are one in the same.

I used to (and still do) think that you and kellychaos are the same person.

Or should I say kellychaos.

[george]

and when i got laid off from sprint my boss handed me a pile of emails that were a very small segment of the like 2 billion protoclown, glowbelly, and i sent each other at work.

and dole, it is ok at this point. she moved into a trailer with her new boyfriend and they hooked the dryer up wrong and burnt it down.

ha

sadly it killed my beloved dog bubba, but revenge requires a sacrafice

[glowbelly]

i wonder if proto still has any of those emails archived...

here are some pics from the past



mle, don't get mad :

[Esuohlim]

Haha, was that last picture an homage to Artie the Strongest Man in the World?

[Sethomas]

Esuohlim I will ban you from my thread if you continue to turn it into "Reminisce about gay shows that weren't funny even when James went on his posting spree on Artie back in the summer of 2002".

Glowbelly I remember soon after that Mockmeet you spoke of McClain "You wouldn't believe what he can do with a pole!" You never posted pictures of that which I saw until now. Until now.

[Sethomas]

Oh man when I was brand new Ronnie Bojangles referenced some comments he made either on the boards or elsewhere on the world wide web about stalking or murdering the child of some celebrity. And some time later, Rog posted about having received an email from a detective researching the case to press charges against Mr Bojangles.

And Ronnie Raygun got Posterchild to testify to his blackness. Whatever point he was trying to make, I'm sure it was very profound.

I never did get around to posting a picture of myself with a sign saying "I'm a hot chick and I love Jixby Phillips". Even when I was at the Eiffel Tower, it totally slipped my mind.

And one time a friend from school found out I posted here but didn't know my name was Winston Smith on the boards, so he posted a thread called "Where's Seth?" and everyone else claimed to be Seth. He ended up making like four accounts before deciding that I-Mockery was not the place for him, and he never said a word to me about it.

[Zomboid]

Is that boogie that's blurred out in that one pic? :O

[noob3]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

emma freaked out about it which is kinda ironic now seeing she was/is a suicide girl..

omg i know which one hahah i always knew it was her! it starts with an L! for so long i have wondered....

i was right!

my fondest memorys are beign a douche with lenore and blackflag

my koala bear thread with glowbelly

my cheese cake thread

hanging out with the cool guys who dont know who they are noone loves noobe!

[Sethomas]

Your signature says you're sick. I hope you get better, man!

[jin]

I was sick at home with glandular fever and started posting on 'Chojin's drinking thread'." ;o

Ever since i've been posting disapprovingly at random intervals ;<

I miss you noob3 ;0

[Sethomas]

What is it, jin, of which you disapprove?

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by Zomboid

Is that boogie that's blurred out in that one pic? :O

I'm pretty sure it is.

The Glowbelly/Chojin pic is fantastic.

[george]

my pants fell down

we burned a couch that night!!!

sigh.

proto made me an aquabats CD, zoe borrowed it and it got broke. she cried, we loved that CD. Proto, if you make me another one i will come and see you and bring zoe with me and we call all got to Arby's )i'll buy )

glowbelly, i remember i went out with you, jixby, executioneer, and others and did crimes. it was fun.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Esuohlim I will ban you from my thread if you continue to turn it into "Reminisce about gay shows that weren't funny even when James went on his posting spree on Artie back in the summer of 2002".

It was possibly the most legitimate question I've ever asked on these boards.