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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 04:13 PM       
Any of those stupid Disney preteen celebrities.

Any "celebutant".

Anyone who doesn't have a disease but gloms onto someone else's for the attention and sympathy, or "do gooder" credit.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 04:25 PM       
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was fred durst:



looking for someone to hate just on their undeserved fame enough to hit!
When did Fred Durst transform into Phil Collins?
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 08:55 PM       
Bono needs the Fisticuffs too.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 09:07 PM       
Oh, shit yes. Bono bigtime. And that The Edge guy too, while we're at it.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 09:27 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 09:31 PM       
who WOULDN'T i punch
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 09:36 PM       
Any sanctimonious hollywood type who thinks their opinion counts double due to their fame.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 09:59 PM       
i thought it was time to retire fred when i realized he looks evven older than i do.

i wanted to punch mccain for awhile there, seeing as how he could not even raise his arms in self defense, and scream "ditty mao john mccain, you shitty pirot and ruse erection to a brak man"

but it all seems anti climactic now.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 11:03 AM       
my god i have a HUGE list of people i want to punch.....

---my boss for pulling the "i'm the manager" card at all the wrong times

---my 50 year old female coworker for acting like she's 20 AND for dressing like a lumberjack lesbian (that's her nickname)

---paris hilton, lindsay lohan, all those skanks (for obvious reasons)

---my adopted mom for being a pathological liar and for treating me like shit for the last 27 years (thank god for my awesome stepmom)

---my ex for dating a dirty hippie girl after me and thinking she is a step up (i'm not conceited, but NO SHE IS NOT)

---the guy i'm currently fucking around with for being so committment phobic

---the guy i wish i was fucking around with for sending me dirty pictures but always being unavailable

..........and there's many more.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 11:24 AM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 11:42 AM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
People who don't wear pink ribbons on cancer awareness month.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 03:12 PM       
I'd punch my ex. Right in the FACE.

Maybe not the face, probably the stomach.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 03:17 PM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 04:10 PM       
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There's no way that's Sam.
THERE WAS SO MUCH EVIDENCE TO PROVE OTHERWISE.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 04:19 PM       
This stupid electrician

The other day i came home and he was in my house because he decided to climb in through the window ;/
today his ladder is on my balcony. I think it'd be funny to bring his ladder inside...
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 04:32 PM       
kahljorn: I can tell you from my own field research that removing a ladder can be very effective.

I was about 14 and babysitting my brother and his friend, 5 years younger. They were playing in the yard and I went inside to answer the phone. Just as I made it to the phone, I heard thumping overhead. I grabbed the cordless and ran outside and the idiots were running laps on a 2 story roof in August.

I screamed at them to get down and they made fun of me. I thought I was going to have a stroke, watch them fall to their deaths or both. Finally I ran over and took away the ladder they'd propped up to climb to the garage roof and from there to the house.

Funny how fast they wanted down then.

In retrospect I should have called the cops or something and put them through hell.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:05 PM       
lol i told my wife about it and she yelled at him and he made a face like :O

then she felt bad and wanted me to tell him that next time maybe he could ask before he invades our privacy/trespasses so i did he he was all I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL I GUESS YOU DONT CARE ABOUT MY SAFETY
I'm leaving, I won't bother you again.

the last time when he climbed in through our window our landlord was there and we told him and the landlord said, "Hey, kiddo, come here i need to talk to you" and they are the same age i thought that was hilarious
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:07 PM       
I'd punch everyone in those stupid Cash 4 Gold commercials.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:10 PM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:11 PM       
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I'd punch everyone in those stupid Cash 4 Gold commercials.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
i once got really drunk and jumped off my roof and busted up my ankles cause i thought someone had stolen my ladder.

it was just on the other side of the house.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 07:26 AM       
My uncle fell backwards off a ladder once and shattered both of his heels.

He had to recuperate at my grandmother's house for months.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 10:07 AM       
I knew a guy that missed a step on a ladder and shot straight down. His wedding ring caught something on the way down and ripped his finger off at the knuckle. He just a finger stump.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 12:09 PM       
Billy Mays. 'nuff said.
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