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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 01:20 PM       
Did you see that he's hawking health insurance now?!?!?

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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 01:57 PM       
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 05:07 PM       
i worked with a guy that looked just like billy mays, and i would go "clean it with the power of oxygen!!!" every time i saw him.

he hated me.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 11:01 PM       
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Did you see that he's hawking health insurance now?!?!?
Yes.

Sweet Jesus, if it doesn't move for 5 seconds he'll try to sell it. And if you act RIGHT NOW, he'll DOUBLE THE OFFER!!!

Matthew Lesko is another one. I daydream that a giant question mark will chase after and strangle him. FREE MONEY!!!!

EDIT: And the "Super Shammy" guy. What a shyster!
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 12:56 AM       
Jim Carey. I motherfucking hate Jim Carey. He thinks he's funny just because he dramatically exagerates the volume and tone of his voice in a lot of his movies. You meet somebody who talks like that in real life, you want to slap him across the fucking mug to calm him down, or at least tell him to lay off the coffee.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 10:26 PM       
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EDIT: And the "Super Shammy" guy. What a shyster!
I hate Vince for stealing Billy Mays' Zorbees and re-naming them.
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 07:27 PM       
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Yes.

Matthew Lesko is another one. I daydream that a giant question mark will chase after and strangle him. FREE MONEY!!!!

I figured they would at least have a segment on....Let's go with Robot Chicken...where the Riddler beats Lesko up for infringing on his costume.
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 10:17 PM       
I'd like to punch my pot dealer for the extra seeds in my 1/2 oz......
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 11:01 PM       
I once weighed the seeds and stems I got, (along time ago we had those) and got a refund in weight.
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 02:02 PM       
I'd punch Soulja Boy for being such a terrible rapper.

How did he become a fad, exactly?
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 04:34 PM       
I forgot about Evanescence.
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 07:47 PM       
Any televangelist. I won't discriminate.
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 08:52 PM       
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Any televangelist. I won't discriminate.

Hahahaha, agreed!
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 10:22 PM       
The people who think movies like Epic movie are funny
Whoever thought that Televangilsts were a good idea at 6 in the morning (even if i go to sleep at 4 while drunk ill wake up at that time every time)
Any person involved in High School Crapsical
White Power members (not black power as they are a large gang in nz)
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Rappers who think that saying "Yeah" every 5 seconds and nothing else makes them cool
Especially Soulja Boi for writing his own name on his sunglasses LEARN SOME F**KING GRAMMAR YOU TURD GURGLING FUDGE PACKER

Thats better
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 09:31 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 01:55 AM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 03:12 AM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 10:45 PM       
No, no bragging rights for hitting an old man with Parkinson's Disease. And, honestly, he'd probably still beat most of us to the punch.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 10:47 PM       
You'd have a much easier time hitting Michael J. Fox.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 10:48 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 02:18 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
All but one of my lecturers.
BECAUSE THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SLEEP.
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 03:28 PM       
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BECAUSE THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SLEEP.
Hey, I resembled that remark. Once.
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