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Old Oct 7th, 2005, 10:56 PM        im getting old :(
I was closing at work and i notice a car at the air and water station and a girl was looking over her car into the garage. So i step outside and walk over to the car. Thats when i see that the girl was wearing a cheerleader outfit and was on a cell phone with her dad. I say, "can i help you?" and almost instantly she replys yes.

her tire is low and she doesnt know what to do, she thought that it was because she lost the plastic cap. I filled all her tires and got her another cap. The entire time i was building up the nerve to ask her for her number.

thats when it hit me, Im two years outta high school and she had to be at least a junior. I finished and she went on her way.

Im a creepy old man now

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Old Oct 7th, 2005, 10:58 PM       
Not unless it took you 20 years to finish high shcool.
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Old Oct 7th, 2005, 11:01 PM       
i dunno, i just felt old and creepy even thinking about asking her for her number
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Old Oct 7th, 2005, 11:08 PM       
Once you get past 22 I don't think 4-year age differences matter
But I'm not 22, so I wouldn't know
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Old Oct 7th, 2005, 11:29 PM       
two whole years out of high school! and your fingers aren't too arthritic to type?!?
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Old Oct 8th, 2005, 12:06 AM       
hey some of us still need to worry about how we're going to make adorable babies
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Old Oct 8th, 2005, 12:47 AM       
my husband is four years younger than me. the age difference means nothing now, but when i got married the first time, he was like sixteen. :O
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Old Oct 8th, 2005, 02:40 AM       
i'm 28 and my gf is 21 who gives a fuck?
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Old Oct 8th, 2005, 09:23 AM       
My girlfriend is 3 days younger than me
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Old Oct 8th, 2005, 10:31 AM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2005, 02:14 PM       
Are you sure you want a girl so dumb that she can't even put air in a tire?
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Old Oct 12th, 2005, 02:26 PM       
My lady was 16 when i met her, and me at the ripe old age of 19. Needless to say i hit that shit, and now i have a loving wonderful woman to live with me and put up with my shit.
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Old Oct 12th, 2005, 04:16 PM       
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I know you just probably say things like this to sound cool in front of the boys, but does she know this? That's downright rude. You should respect your lady.
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Old Oct 12th, 2005, 04:27 PM       
meanwhile she's goin' off to her GFs about how she owned that cock once he hit THIS *points* shit
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