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Aneurysm · #26

It's a start, keep at it buddy!

CaptainBubba · #27

Everybody loves you.

adept_ninja · #28

I hate fat fucks like you Aneurysm. Keep on saying its in the genes everyone will accept you eventually. Who cares that you are over weight and you dont care about your body or how it looks. The ladies love that shit man thats why they are called love handles the more you have the more you are loved.

FUCK YOU, YOU FAT FATTY FUCKING FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO DIE COLD AND ALONE.

maggiekarp · #29

What about fat fucks like me? Can I be loved by society? TELL ME I MUST KNOW~!

ScruU2wice · #30

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I must be an idiot. Only idiots get Bs in Topology in their sophomore year of college. I have no concept of logic or reason and will probably fail out of high school after I've graduated college.

I don't think people who tell people there grades online as proof of their intellect online, is convincing or a likeable. I'm only saying that because Bubba's comments are pretty much right on the ball through this whole thread.

As opposed to aneurysm's comments which don't deserve the gratification of a response

CaptainBubba · #31

yea i have to admit that `was an internet faux pau but i just got back my exam yesteray and i was fucking ecstatic. normally topology is a class for graduate studies` and seniors. I only got allowed to register for it by a registrar error. Technically I should be failing is all. So im proud o myself. Sorry

kellychaos · #32

You had all the prerequisite classes but were just not a senior? I have a modest (calc, prob/stat, discrete, linear, ect) background in college mathematics and have made a cursory attempt at reading up on topology. While understanding the basic principles, I can see where it might get rather difficult.

And Maggie,

You are not alone: there are skinny fucks, dumb fucks, useless fucks, ect ... I hope that helped

Aneurysm · #33

Internet people take comments too seriously.

sadie · #34

what the hell is that supposed to mean?!

HickMan · #35

I MEAN REALLY! FUCKER

kellychaos · #36

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Originally Posted by Aneurysm

Internet people take comments too seriously.

Re: useless fuck

And Maggie? Stop being so self-deprecating. You're not helping yourself in the least. This is not the first time in which you've mentioned your weight in a negative tone and I'm sure the negative attitude comes across socially whether you mean it to or realize it. Kellychaos ... saving internet lives one person at a time.

I'm only one man!

maggiekarp · #37

I know I could be a lot less self-depreciating, but I was just failing to make a joke there...

I'm just saying that you can be dumb without being a dumb fuck, or fat without being a fat fuck. I have a friend who is skinny as fuck, but not a skinny fuck.

Also that society will pretty much accept you if you're nice :/

Sometimes the negative attitude can be good, though, like in a fat joke I make at my own expense. Like today when my friends were griping about little poochyness that had developed on their tummies, I said "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOU!" and we all had a hearty chuckle.

adept_ninja · #38

It might seem like its a good idea to make those kind of jokes but most people assume you are digging for a compliment

maggiekarp · #39

Really?

Damn, guess I have no more positive ways to deal with my fat misery, huh?

HickMan · #40

You can always DO SOMETHING about it, you know..

kellychaos · #41

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Originally Posted by maggiekarp

Sometimes the negative attitude can be good, though, like in a fat joke I make at my own expense. Like today when my friends were griping about little poochyness that had developed on their tummies, I said "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOU!" and we all had a hearty chuckle.

That is NOT good ... really. That is really a dark, unhealthy perspctive.

Slinky Ferret · #42

Before I went to senior school I was a healthy little thing, doing lots o cycling, swimming etc. by the time I left senior school, thanks to a sadistic PE teacher I loathed even the mention of the word exercise.

Everything was fine during college but when I hit 21 and started drinking and eating as uni students do, well the weight piled on and before I knew it I was pretty over weight.

Since then I have battled with it, I do eat healthily but I'll mess up and eat some chocolate and then feel bad. I'm trying to walk to uni this year thats 45 minutes a day. I am not fat, just would look alot better if I lost a stone. I do go to the gym but I feel stupid and its hard when there are skinny girls there that don't need to do much to maintain their weight. I try to work hard for at least an hour and I do feel better afterwards.

The one thing I can't do is running, it brings back horrific memories at school. I can run, it just hurts my throat and I can't breathe. We weren't allowed to stop at school, we had to do two laps. In the freezing cold. With these tiny shorts that dug into your legs.

That is why I became a lazy git. But I'm trying to improve my attitude. But half of me thinks, why bother, only old blokes notice me anyway these days.

maggiekarp · #43

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Originally Posted by HickMan

You can always DO SOMETHING about it, you know..

Yeah I could totally just crap out 100 pounds in a night. I am working on it! Of course, until then I am going to bitch and moan on the internet. ONWARD!

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Originally Posted by kellychaos

That is NOT good ... really. That is really a dark, unhealthy perspctive.

Yeah, I suppose... It's kind of trying to lighten the dark mood, though.

My healthalicious friends do complain about the toughness of the sports they're in, so I don't dislike them for being fit. I had to ask one of them if she'll be allowed to eat sugar for my Halloween cookies day

Sometimes I wish that you didn't have to be good at a sport to join as a Freshman, though.

Obedience, keeping at it and not becoming depressed when you stumble is harder than it looks, especially for marshmallows such as myself. Mostly I need an attitude adjustment on myself, though. Not just the weight, I've had an inferiority complex since God knows when. I never wanted to be one of those people who is overly confident. Better to think you suck and not actually suck, than to think you're awesome and to totally suck. 'CUZ GOD FORBID I BE CONFIDENT AND NON SUCKY NO THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!

And hey, wasn't this OAO's thread? I feel like a damn hijacker. Go make fun of him, now! Squat thrusts and whatnot!