This place is full of retards again.

[Helm]

Ok something must be done There is a recent tide of jerkoffs that post at amazing speeds and ruin any thread they see. You have to read 10 posts by jerks like father spaz and arrow x and mubert before you can read one or two posts by anyone else! This used to happen just in general blabber, but now it's the same in almost all the subforums, besides the Philosophy and/or Politics subforum, and that solely due to my strict moderation! But these guys are like a swarm of freakin' locusts. I ate a locust once. And the worst thing is, they talk to each other enough to think they're here amongst their peers and this gives a wrong impression, damn it If I came to this forum today for the first time and read tens of posts by the likes of them I'd go 'jerk-off forum. Bye bye' and that's not how it should be, damn it

I want to see some of the old i-mockery ruthlesness I want to see internet blood running in the internet streets around the i-mockery internet neighbourhood.

I seriously swear that if one of you retarded assholes comes into this thread it's going to turn into a fucking warzone. In fact, I think it's way past that. I'll flame you before you even get in here, you fucking pussies.

mubert, you disturbingly overweight geek. No, you're not 'a cute nerd'. You're not cute anything. The way you have no chin makes me want to throw up for a mile. Your complexion in that picture - god how I wish I hadn't seen it - seems to suggest something dead and rotting. Get away from me. You're not my friend. You are not anybody's friend. Most people who aren't hostile against you in here are either hoping you go away if nobody talks to you, or don't care at all. Either way, what do you do about it? You post. You post like you've never posted before. You're the little poster that could, giving it your all to achieve complete and total post-whoredom. Concratulations, you little fuck. You've annoyed everybody. I want to slice you open from hideously disfigured neck to groin and punch the fuck out of your exposed insides until there's nothing left besides a red sickly soup pulsating and squirming oh just the thought makes me warm all over


Now, father spaz. You dickless anime faggot. You think to yourself, 'hey I'm popular here now' because your thread has 6 pages of complete INANITY well guess what you evolutionary stopgap between maggot and ape. You're still not worth to whipe my ass with. Get the fucking hint, this is not where you should be. Go back to whatever hellhole anime geek forum you came here from and don't let the fucking door hit you on the ass, savagely crushing your every pelvic bone, turning your groin into a mushy gross snot-like substance


And arrowx, punch yourself in the neck and pretend it was me. Then do it again. Harder. Not even close.


Come on, I'll take you all on If you're not sure you're one of the morons I'm talking to, you probably are, so step right up I fucking hate you

[kellychaos]

I haven't seen the likes of fightin' words like these since my initial appearance! Kill! Kill! Kill!

[Black Flag]

HELM!

[Carnivore]

The Enemy is gathering his strength.

[DeadKennedys]

The worst part is people like mubert who say "I don't post to be cool, I act like a retard because I have fun with it."

Normall I'd tell him to grow some balls, but he needs to get a chin first.

[Anonymous]

Jesus fuckin’ Christ another goddamn whinin’ bitch ass “vet” thread.

If you don’t like the way the fuck the forums are run, then just fucking leave already. You old fucktards let yourselves get overwhelmed; the time to “make the place run red with internet blood” would’ve been a LONG time ago. Unless you went through and systematically banned anyone that mildly annoyed you, you won’t get rid of them. And insulting the noobs only encourages most of them to post more. And even if you did, all you’d get is a new batch in the near future. They probably all fucking talk to each other because they all get bashed by the “vets” when they first post here, so they end up loosely banding together, what the fuck did you expect to happen?

You’re acting like the shit that’s on here to be read is of such “great importance”. News flash, it isn’t. IT’S THE FUCKING INTERNET.

Go ahead and fucking flame me, I really don’t give a shit, I’ve heard it all before and probably much better.

As a matter of fact I’m fucking encouraging as many fucktard noobs to fucking post and ruin as many threads as possible, since it seems to fucking upset you "vets" so fucking much.

Except for Mubert, you fat piece of thieving fucktard shit.

Okay Chojin, now that I’ve posted in this thread you can transfer it to the Mock Wars.

[Gurlugon]

I didn't see my name in that post, so go about your business.

[ernasty10050]

we're not done hating me yet

[Helm]

Blah blah blah long serious post blah blah blah IT’S THE FUCKING INTERNET.

You don't say, Mad Max! Man, thanks for bringing me back down to reality. You're very important to me max. Marry me. Marry me and become one with the vet inner circle.

[FS]

Oh me oh my

[mubert]

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

The worst part is people like mubert who say "I don't post to be cool, I act like a retard because I have fun with it."

Normall I'd tell him to grow some balls, but he needs to get a chin first.

But I do post to be cool. I really do, and when youre done being a bitch, realize that bout half of the commentary was on how I look. In all seriousness, IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOK LIKE, IT MATTERS IF YOUR POSTS ARE STUPID OR NOT, AND IN THE RECENT PAST, MINE HAVENT BEEN. YOU KEEP BAD FIRST IMPRSSIONS AND TURN THEM INTO HATE. ITS FUCKING STUPID.

[mubert]

HAHAHAA thanks for the new avatar chojin.

[MLE]

if it makes you feel better, your posts have always been stupid to me

[mubert]

:dontcare

[MLE]

i comment on how dumb you are: not how fat you are. it takes a lot more skill. :hat

[mubert]

Well, that one actually makes me feel a bit better

[MLE]

well. both provide plentiful reasons to make fun of you, but one you can change, but don't for reasons unknown.

it would make it all so much easier if you just left.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by mubert

But I do post to be cool. I really do, and when youre done being a bitch, realize that bout half of the commentary was on how I look. In all seriousness, IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOK LIKE, IT MATTERS IF YOUR POSTS ARE STUPID OR NOT, AND IN THE RECENT PAST, MINE HAVENT BEEN. YOU KEEP BAD FIRST IMPRSSIONS AND TURN THEM INTO HATE. ITS FUCKING STUPID.

Hmmm, the "Fat" is strong in this one...

[mubert]

:coughupblood

[The Retro Kat]

Originally Posted by mubert

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOK LIKE, IT MATTERS IF YOUR POSTS ARE STUPID OR NOT, AND IN THE RECENT PAST, MINE HAVENT BEEN. YOU KEEP BAD FIRST IMPRSSIONS AND TURN THEM INTO HATE. ITS FUCKING STUPID.

No seriously, fat, skinny, gay, retarded, whatever you consider yourself, your posts are ridiculously stupid. And that's what you get for posting your fat ass picture on a board that strives for mockery. Just fucking take off your bra and take it like a fucking man.

[hawaiian mage]

I liked mupert more when I thought he was a character trying to be stupid on purpose. Those were good times.

[The Retro Kat]

Has anyone ever told you that you suck, too?

[hawaiian mage]

FartinMowler did once. But considering that it was him, that probably means I was doing something right.

Where did he go, by the way? He just dissapeared, recently. I hope he didn't break down... he was such a sad old man...

[Helm]

mage is the opposite of the kind of poster I'm talking about here. I'm not saying he's the most awesome thing since awesome, but his posts do not make me want to claw out my eyes and devour them until my gums are wet with squidgy eyeball goo.

[Drev]

I agree with Helm.

Plus, I like the word squidgy.