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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 10:06 AM       
---last nights doom3 related dream---

i dreamt i was on mars base, and demons were invading, but i was one of the about 3 dozen survivors who was being evacuated.

after the brief flight through space we ended up in nova scotia. then somehow i got to this big 'base' area, which had sprite based cacodemons and quake 1 orges (with strange textures) running about.


shortly after i woke up, but kept falling back asleep and having 'microdreams' (if thats what they are called) about completly random things.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:14 PM       
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Since Chojin so gracefully stomped any opportunity for public ridicule in the last thread, here:


Everyone's had sex dreams, but does anyone else have sexual frustration dreams?
Last night in my dream I was about to fuck this girl and couldn't find a condom. I got so angry in my dream that I woke up pissed off.
The worst part? I've got condoms.
Omg I had the exact same dream, only with a guy
Just when one of my friends gave me a condom I realized I was dreaming and woke up
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 01:01 PM       
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Has anybody ever done this while dreaming? replayed old ideas or day dreams almost EXACTLY the same exact way you imagined them before? It's the only time I've ever done it, and I've never heard of other people being able to do it.
YES. ABSOLUTELY, AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS THINK I'M FUCKING INSANE WHEN I ASK THEM ABOUT IT. NOBODY BELIEVES ME.





P.S. The rest of that post was pure fucking genius, and I don't even think you're funny most of the time.
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
(1:03:33 AM): and now she's being all kinds of sensitive about it
(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 07:55 PM       
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Omg I had the exact same dream, only with a guy
Just when one of my friends gave me a condom I realized I was dreaming and woke up
Two nights ago I dreamed I had the best sex ever. There was no irony to it and I even came. It seemed real.

No kidding either. Except I'm really into sheep now for some odd reason.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 08:00 PM       
You seriously make me sick.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 09:51 PM       
You should seriously try fucking yourself just once. This way you might understand why others gag at the thought.
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 10:12 PM       
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I've got condoms.
omg p.i.m.p
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 12:49 AM       
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You should seriously try fucking yourself just once. This way you might understand why others gag at the thought.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 04:57 AM       
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I've got condoms.
omg p.i.m.p
You can't imagine how relieved I am that the maturity level around here hasn't gone through any sharp increases during one of my many hiatuses.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 08:25 AM       
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omg p.i.m.p
omg f.u.c.k.w.i.t.
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