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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 04:13 PM        One and Only... PRE-FIGHT with MLE!!!
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ONE AND ONLY...: can i have
ONE AND ONLY...: a hug
MLE: No
ONE AND ONLY...: alright :-(
MLE: Why would I want to do a thing like that?
ONE AND ONLY...: i'm a hug whore
MLE: You're a stupid whore
ONE AND ONLY...: at least i have a penis
ONE AND ONLY...: that's more than you can say
MLE: Why the he'll would I want that
MLE: Hell
ONE AND ONLY...: because it's just so fun to use it as a beat stick
MLE: I'm sure you get a lot of occasions in which that comes in handy.
ONE AND ONLY...: it's always great when you tell some guy "if your penis is bigger than your head, you have cancer" in the gym shower, and then when he bends down and looks, you smack it into his face.
MLE: That is so dumb I can't think of a reply.
ONE AND ONLY...: it'd be even better if it was so large that it went back around his head and hit him from the front and behind. and you stuck him in a frictionless environment so that it would happen forever.
MLE: I don't think you understood what I meant. I meant that talking to you is so dull and uninteresting that it makes me think of the many ways I can peel tape off of a wall. That tape is fairly interesting in comparison.
ONE AND ONLY...: the only thing i can say about tape is that trying to form a make-shift condom out of it doesn't work very well.
MLE: Comparing everything to sex and penises is the road to success on the internet. And life. Especially life.
ONE AND ONLY...: well you know how i am the alpha-everything. success on the internet is only natural, much like my astonishing masculinity.
ONE AND ONLY...: because they're both inherent, you see.
ONE AND ONLY...: i thought i might have to break that down for your tiny mind.
MLE: I bet you're thrilled about mock wars then. I bet your heteroflexibility will come in handy.
MLE: Uh-huh
ONE AND ONLY...: indeed. i'll bend over backwards and put my foes into a crotch-grabbing suplex.
MLE: Quips about the intellectual ability of the other person is the next best thing to sex jokes.
MLE: Amazing tact you have there.
ONE AND ONLY...: everyone fears my stunning, witty retorts and monstrous thigh muscles. there's a reason i'm called "the beast" in Winchester. and no, it's not those dogs, even though they did consent.
MLE: Amazing.
ONE AND ONLY...: if the average man attempted to masturbate as quickly as i can, his penis would light on fire and he would go brain dead from loss of blood. this in and of itself is evidence of my superiority.
ONE AND ONLY...: well, i must go, for i have much faggotry to commence in before my fencing competition tomorrow. rest assured, men will lie defeated. and possibly penetrated. deeply.
ONE AND ONLY...: pun intended.
This is my game face.
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 06:26 PM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 06:37 PM       
More like Mighty SUCKS haha am I right?



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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 11:40 AM       
and you felt compelled to post this because ... ?
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 01:01 PM       
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I meant that talking to you is so dull and uninteresting that it makes me think of the many ways I can peel tape off of a wall. That tape is fairly interesting in comparison.
Thanks alot OAO! Now I actually agree with MLE about something!
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Old Nov 5th, 2005, 01:03 PM       
MLE is the cools!
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Old Nov 6th, 2005, 07:42 PM       
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MLE: Comparing everything to sex and penises is the road to success on the internet. And life. Especially life.
lol :<
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Old Nov 11th, 2005, 07:29 AM       
Kelly Chaos like's MLE :/

crappy characters and a girl with issues could be a funny script
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Old Nov 11th, 2005, 09:27 AM       
provided you don't write it
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Old Nov 11th, 2005, 12:23 PM       
I think it would be funnier if he did
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Old Nov 11th, 2005, 08:30 PM       
Damn straight it would

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Honey I'm home

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I'm not obligated to respond for the fact that I could be of any gender

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God!! will you smell my feet? they must be ripe bout this time being that it's baby ripening time

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I have no comment for a personal and sexual innuendo

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Jesus H christ your a funny one ain't you

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Old Nov 11th, 2005, 08:58 PM       
she has baby feet? what?
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Old Nov 11th, 2005, 09:20 PM       
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You know it's funny and you just won't admit it because your one of them



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Old Nov 11th, 2005, 11:49 PM       
when did this turn into your thread?

actually when did this turn into your board?



weren't you just unbanned for mockwars, then you dropped out? shouldn't you be re-banned?
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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 12:23 AM       
I wan't to make a OAO and MLE mortal kombat "FIGHT" pic but Its just not worth the effort
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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 10:47 AM       
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Kelly Chaos like's MLE :/

crappy characters and a girl with issues could be a funny script
Fartin in his first starring role as "girl with issues".

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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 12:00 PM       
MLE blocked me.
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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 12:36 PM       
It's not the first time, either.
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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 05:55 PM       
Hey, were you the one who talked to me about MMA?
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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 06:07 PM       
don't you dare try to converse with me on here. that's why i blocked you on aim.
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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 07:04 PM       
Ha Ha OAO has bad taste in women :/
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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 09:40 PM       
haha fartinmowler only picks on women that he is fascinated with :/
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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 09:43 PM       
ew :<
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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 09:49 PM       
it's ok. it's like kindergarten. remember the kid who put gum in your hair and pulled your pigtails? that's fartin. only he's almost 40. and married. and writes bad scripts instead of bad love letters.
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Old Nov 12th, 2005, 09:50 PM       
you're going to give me nightmares :< please stop :<
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