THE THREAD THAT SUCKS!

[FartinMowler]

sorry your not my type

[Guitar Woman]

No kidding, you ugly fuck

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

that was weak ... even for you, Fartin.

[Rosenstern]

I apologize for my last post. It was pure shit, and has no reason for existing. It's still not as bad as Guitar Woman's DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN, though. Which has cacti and stuff growing in it.

[Guitar Woman]

Are you gonna apologize for that post as well

[Rosenstern]

No, there are more than enough impurities in the shit in the newer post, given the reference to your DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN!!!

I'm serious people, It's like the Grand Fucking Canyon in there! Captain Bubba's gargantuan penis is like a desert rat compared her vag!

[Guitar Woman]

Wow making a reference to a funny thread to improve the comedic value of your post
That's really top notch mocking right there man way to go

[Rosenstern]

It's a very good thing that I'm not competing.

[Guitar Woman]

Not to mention picking an insult (a retarded insult at that) and repeating it over and over again throughout the fight with no variation whatsoever on it

[Rosenstern]

You know me better than to wonder if I can figure things out!!!! The aswer is NO, you asstard!

Note: Guitar Woman's vagina= DRIED HAIRY GORGE OF A SEXUAL ORGAN. That's right, it has not improved overnight, I am sad to report.

Edit: You can't change the entire content of the your post that preceded this one, to make it look completely out of context!!! Fuck you for resorting to such a low tactic! If you wanna mock, then MOCK, bitch!

[Guitar Woman]

I challenge you to prove my vagina is as big as you claim, my good idiot.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh wait you CAN'T so this thread is over and I am the winner

[Rosenstern]

It doesn't take the fucking Hubble telescope to see it, sweetie. Hell, if I just turn my head slightly to the left... Ah there it is! Dry and prickly as ever!

[Rosenstern]

But since this thread is over, I guess I AM THE WINNER!

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah, but it was over before you posted and said you won. idiot

[Rosenstern]

Then how was I still able to post, idiot? I guess it was not over. It guess IT IS NOT OVER!!!!!!!

En Guarde, foul beast of DRY HAIRY HELL!!!!! 'Tis your move!!!! AND YOU SHALL MOVE TO THY DEATH. TO THY OWN DRY HAIRY CACTUS AND YEAST INFESTED DEATH!!!!!!!

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Rosenstern

I guess it was not over.

[Rosenstern]

(i'm the one on the right)

[Rosenstern]

you walked right into that one, hon.

[Guitar Woman]

I believed it was YOU who did the walking into that one, because anyone who ever uses that emoticon in a fight is automatically the loser. IT'S THE LAW

[Rosenstern]

Might I point out that your proclaimation that the war is over was an act of desperation, and equivalent to hoisting up a white flag.

Just so there's no confusion.

(confusion: n: what Guitar Woman has about her sexuality)

[Guitar Woman]

I SWING BOTH WAYS

[Rosenstern]

ITS THE LAW

says who, my fair piece of dog shit?

[Guitar Woman]

Says THE LAW (you editing piece of urine)

Also why do you own a piece of dog shit that is kind of gross

[Rosenstern]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I SWING BOTH WAYS

Oh, yeah? Well I swing EVERY way, bitch! You cannot possibly compete with the sheer number of things I have fucked! And most of them are not even HUMAN!! That makes me the winner. Now go cry to yer imaginary boy/girlfriend and drink yer troubles away, my dear. I'm going to go screw my horse! Her vagina is smaller than yours.

Edit: I own a dog for fucking, that's why. DUH!