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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:13 PM        Sex
Ok.... I am going to be straight foward. I need to get laid. Its been awhile now and... Yeah. The thing is.. I dont want a guy... I want a girl... I want to try something new for once. I am not saying im Bi or a lesbian, but i want to have an experience. Normal or no?

I repeat... I need to get laid.

That is all.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:29 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:29 PM       
Everything is normal. Anyone who tells you it's not is a bastard.

I'll hook you up with one of my hot lesbian friends if you'll have sex with me afterward. Whaddya say?
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
SAY, I THINK ITD BE MIGHTY FINE TO SLIDE MY FILTHY MEMBER IN A YOUNG LADIES STOMA. YES LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE STOMA; AN OPENING IN ONES THROAT USED TO BREATHE AFTER AN OPERATION HAS PREVENTED REAGULAR BREATHING. I WANT TO GAG A FINE YOUNG WOMAN TO DEATH BY INSTERTING MY GARGATUAN GENITALIA INSIDE OF HER UTTERLY DEPRESSING ORIFICE.

THEN I'D FIND IT MIGHTY REFRESHING TO DRINK DOWN A SASPARILLA SODA.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 06:34 PM       
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I'll hook you up with one of my hot lesbian friends if you'll have sex with me afterward. Whaddya say?
lol. ill think about it if you find me a girl who is reallly fucking hot!
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 07:05 PM       
2 girls can't even HAVE sex.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 07:13 PM       


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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 07:14 PM       
I found two bi girls who are both really hot. Now what?
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 07:28 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
OMG, SHES A HOMO. SHE WANTS GAY SEX. HOMOHOMOHOMO
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 07:51 PM       
DAMN IT HOLLYCAUST WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOT LESBIANS AND GETTING ME LAID HERE, WE DON'T WANT PICTURES OF UGLY WHINY DYKES THAT MAKE ME LOSE MY HARD-ON
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:38 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:39 PM       
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2 girls can't even HAVE sex.
shows you dont know much... coughcough playboy cough cough
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:41 PM       
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just from that comment i can tell you are prolly 14 or younger or still a virgin... which one are you?

its okay.. once you get laid... you will understand what situation i am in
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:42 PM       
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OMG, SHES A HOMO. SHE WANTS GAY SEX. HOMOHOMOHOMO

and just for that comment.. that was just plain immature and retarded. When you learn to grow out of the age of ten.. come talk to me and throw stupid lame comments. thx.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:43 PM       
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I found two bi girls who are both really hot. Now what?

Show pics. Ill be the judge of that. Then we will take it from there.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:47 PM       
I AM SO FUCKING MAD THAT THIS CURIOUSITY BITCH TOTTALLY BYPASSED MY STOMA FETISH.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:48 PM       
Oh it's a stoma

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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
HOMOSEX! BUTTS! BUTTSEX! LOL! SEXHOMOS! LOLSEX!

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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 09:04 PM       
the pictures curosity posted in GB and and the stomach makes this the hottest thread ever
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 09:08 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
well that definetly got my boner down
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 09:47 PM       
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what does buttsex have to do with me being with a girl??? we have two holes... one that you put stuff in.. the other shit comes out. ill stick with the first hole thanks.....


and capt... im not talking about the hole in the person neck. grossness.

*edit*
on another note..... I still need sex.

who else is having the trouble with the misses or misters
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