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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 12:38 PM       
I'd take you.

Even though I'm broke.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 12:53 PM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 01:37 PM       
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How is this supposed to help you secure our nation?
The bad dvds I'll just put in my M16 and shoot at the terrorists duh. Haven't you played revolution x?
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 02:17 PM       
lol thanks

oh well, it'd probably be really crowded anyway and crowded theatres ruin it for me.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 02:21 PM       
Cause she would want to blow you in the theater
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 02:45 PM       
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lol reminds me this guy i know who recently went out on a date with a girl to a nice restaurant and when it came time to pay he was all, "i actually don't have enough money for this, but I'll get the movie!" so she paid, and then he took her to the dollar theater.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 05:03 PM       
That's awesome. I asked this girl to the movies a few weeks ago. Her friend was with her and was all like "Well, if you're taking my friend and paying for her ticket you have to take me too!."

I was like "Sorry baby, I only have two free tickets"
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 05:08 PM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 05:39 PM       
What an audacious hobag!

last i checked the two from my story are moving in together :O :O this is the same guy that PUNCHED SOMEBODY THROUGH A NEWSPAPER
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 05:54 PM       
He sounds like a fun guy to hang around with. The guy who makes people laugh.

10K, you should have given her a cock block badge.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 05:56 PM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 05:57 PM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 05:58 PM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 05:58 PM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 06:44 PM       
I only went to the movies with one guy outside of a longterm relationship situation.

I was at India Fest. I was headed for the theatre to watch Yeh Dillagi. A desi guy caught up with me and asked if I was going to watch the movie, which I thought was obvious. He followed me into the theatre and took the seat next to mine.

Ten minutes later, he turned to me and said, "Do you have a boyfriend?" I said yes. He got up and left.

Aaaaaaaaaand scene.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 06:46 PM       
I DON'T GIVE IT OUT FOR FREE.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 06:52 PM       
Today's valentine gift of custom-painted nesting dolls was well-received, but the lacquer never lost its aroma and you can practically get high off the fumes. Guess it's the gift that keeps on giving
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What an audacious hobag!

last i checked the two from my story are moving in together :O :O this is the same guy that PUNCHED SOMEBODY THROUGH A NEWSPAPER
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I took a sip ot green tea right before I read that, almost went all over my keyboard.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 12:02 AM       
i believe i made an error in judgement.

taking a trip to morgantown tomorrow afternoon. i am bringing a friend, who needs to be back at a particular time tomorrow night.

upon speaking to ashley, i was led to believe that if i were spending the night, i'd be getting some ass.

and maaaaaaan i miss those tits.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 03:09 AM       
My Valentines day was bittersweet. I got to see the person I'd give the world to right before I go to my duty station in Kansas but I also told her we can't be together because it'd be too hard on her when I'm in a combat zone. I wouldn't want her to have to deal with that
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 03:25 AM       
You should probably have waited until you get to your unit and found out what exactly you'll be doing. Not to mention that with the specter of death looming, now might be a good time to seal the deal.

But hey, there's plenty of poon that loves a man in uniform, no need to be tied down. Hooah.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 09:23 AM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 12:25 PM       
My god, Martin Short is hysterical in Arrested Development.
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