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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 06:08 PM       
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Five people who I don't know in the least have informed me that I creep them out in the last two weeks, hordes of fat mothers inexplicably glare death at me whenever I stop by the high school to give my little brother a lift, and people start walking clear on the other side, in the gutter, well before I pass them on the sidewalk, so I can safely say that I give off a serial killer vibe (and my newest passport photos confirm this)


On the brighter side, mock meets have gone the way of King Arthur, so anyone's chances of meeting me is nil and my counterpoint proves invalid
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 06:20 PM       
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Five people who I don't know in the least have informed me that I creep them out in the last two weeks, hordes of fat mothers inexplicably glare death at me whenever I stop by the high school to give my little brother a lift, and people start walking clear on the other side, in the gutter, well before I pass them on the sidewalk, so I can safely say that I give off a serial killer vibe (and my newest passport photos confirm this)


On the brighter side, mock meets have gone the way of King Arthur, so anyone's chances of meeting me is nil and my counterpoint proves invalid
I have a similar problem in that I think people believe me to be a rapist when I'm walking behind them. I walk pretty fast and deliberately which scares the shit out of old people and single women on quiet streets.

Then again I might just be imagining their unease.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 07:10 PM       
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I used to know someone who curated a big exhibit there. I was offered to come for an after-hours special tour, wink wink, but I turned them down :/ I'm reasonably sure there would have been attempted fucking and that grossed me out.
Wasn’t that one of you professors in college, and weren’t you totally oblivious as to the possibilities of a gross man doing things to you until after the fact?
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 07:16 PM       
Yes. Good memory!

Actually, he was a professor I rather respected and liked. When he made the offer, after several uncomfortable-for-me invitations to his tiny office in the alcove of a converted Victorian house off-campus, something told me at an instinctive level that the offer wasn't entirely above-board and that I should probably turn it down. I didn't understand the total exactitude of why, I guess you could say.

To his credit, he wasn't gross. He was a graduate student and obviously highly intelligent. I was mainly weirded out by the whole teacher-propositioning-student thing.

Part of me wishes I would have gone to get any potential special glimpse of the exhibit, though, and let the chips fall where they may.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 07:27 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 07:50 PM       
Yes, well, at that time it was about as comfortable as Gordon Jump's guest appearance on Diff'rent Strokes.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 07:52 PM       
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My dad flies into Buffalo all the time, I'm glad it wasn't one of his weeks to visit that factory :/

I'm glad he wasn't in it.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 08:05 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 08:06 PM       
Me too.

Anyhow, the guy just came out with a big-in-the-field book, which should ensure him all of the needy student poon he can handle.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 10:18 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 11:48 PM       
I believe it was the Joker from Batman who once asked, "why so sad?"
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 11:48 PM       
I ate a salad yesterday.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 11:57 PM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 12:00 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 12:02 AM       
ONLY IF YOU SLURP IT OUT OF THE LINES OF MY METICULOUSLY CHISELED ABS.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 12:08 AM       
ABS stands for "Aggravated Butt Syndrome" right?
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 12:18 AM       
YES. MY AGGRAVATED BUTT SYNDROME HAS BEEN CHISELED. THE LINES ARE SO ALL THE RUN-OFF SLUDGE AND SEEPAGE DON'T PUDDLE.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 12:45 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 01:20 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 03:52 AM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 06:45 AM       
Has anyone seen the latest friday the 13th movie yet? How much did it suck?
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 07:56 AM       
I wanted to see it really badly, and I thought maybe I was going as a surprise valentine's gift, but I don't think it's happening.
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