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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 03:22 AM        IMDB has a new lowest ranked movie of all-time
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 04:03 AM       
not a big surprise
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 04:24 AM       
what IS a big surprise is that meet the spartans, date movie, and the scary movie series aren't even on the bottom 100

and that epic movie is only the 69th worst (AND I'M SURE THAT BOTH OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIKED THAT ONE CRACK THE F*CK UP ABOUT IT)
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 12:57 PM       
I believe that the 3000 who voted did so without seeing the movie. At least, I hope that the 3000 plus who voted didn't drop money to see that drivel. Any profit just encourages this behavior.

Meet the Spartans cost 18 million to make and grossed over 84 million worldwide. If memory serves, it beat Rambo when it premiered the same weekend.

...and that's what's wrong with the world.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 02:12 PM       
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what IS a big surprise is that meet the spartans, date movie, and the scary movie series aren't even on the bottom 100
My words exactly

EDIT: And I don't see Superhero movie on the list either
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 03:35 PM       
I've seen every commercial, and NOT ONCE have I seen a reference to an actual disaster movie. At all. If you spot anything at all, please tell me.

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this carpet-fouling mongrel of a movie no more deserves release than do anthrax spores
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 04:35 PM       
Maybe the directors and producers of these movies are just trying to increase their I.Q. score by making more of the world less intelligent by watching their drivel.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 05:45 PM       
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 06:20 PM       
the YuGiOh movie made the list
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 08:16 PM       
I'm not surprised in the least that the Dane Cook/Paris Hilton film made it high on the list.

I am surprised to see that it was actually released.
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Old Sep 1st, 2008, 02:55 PM       
No surprise, Gigli made the list.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 12:53 AM       
lol it looked awful even in the trailer
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 10:55 AM       
zombie nation

i watched that movie ondemand for fucks sake, just to find out that reborn zombie african women eat cheese burgers
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 11:21 AM       
There's a Creepshow III?

And Santa With Muscles is only number 41? And hey, they got the 2nd power rangers movie with that stupid kid! And 3 Ninjas: High Moon At Mega Mountain!

But still, makes sense. After watching these crash-style mindless parody movies (Scary Movie 1-4, and so on), it just makes me want to watch a parody movie done by Mel Brooks (History Of The World, Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men In Tights) or better yet, Hot Shots: Part Deux.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2008, 08:16 PM       
i saw this movie it was lol
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 12:27 AM       
I don't understand why they didn't just wait another week and add bangkok dangerous on their too.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 12:54 AM       
At least Disaster Movie lived up to its title.

Also, lol at Barney being in that list
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 02:56 PM       
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I don't understand why they didn't just wait another week and add bangkok dangerous on their too.
Because it most likely wouln't turn out to be as bad as the other movies on that list.
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 08:52 AM       
Supposedly Spy Movie is coming out next year, you guys.

For fuck's sake...
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 11:13 PM       
will it ever end i guess musical movie is coming out too
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 11:25 PM       
When the hell is Parody Movie coming out
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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 11:29 PM       
And let's not forget about the inevitable Movie Movie.

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Old Sep 7th, 2008, 11:57 PM       
Or a remake of Brooks' Silent Movie.

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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 04:49 PM       
At least with Silent Movie, there won't be any fart jokes.
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Old Sep 15th, 2008, 06:35 AM       
only silent but deadly ones
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