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Old May 14th, 2008, 12:59 PM       
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Old May 14th, 2008, 03:37 PM       
would anyone on here like to play some brawl?
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Old May 14th, 2008, 03:58 PM       
HAIL LORD VADER!!
Once inside his car, a man wearing black Star Wars clothing, including a Darth Vader mask, approached him and ordered to give him money. The pizza deliveryman was able to drive away, but not before the suspect pulled a stun gun from his pocket and shocked him

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archive...he_farce_b.php


I've heard of more criminal incidents involving Darth, but havn't found them yet.
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Old May 14th, 2008, 04:17 PM       
I took this girl to see Iron Man and she was texting on her damn phone the whole time.

Then she said the movie was stupid.

FUCK THAT.
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Old May 14th, 2008, 04:28 PM       
Fuck her mom as payback.
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Old May 14th, 2008, 04:31 PM       
Ewwww. You haven't seen her mom.

That'd be like cutting off my own dick to teach her a lesson.
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Old May 14th, 2008, 04:44 PM       
Yeah but you could tell her that her mom is hotter than her.
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Old May 14th, 2008, 08:43 PM       
Next time invite her to watch What happens in Las Vegas or Baby Mama, those are movies for chicks. I hope they realease a new Wonder Woman movie soon, or what about Spider Woman? she was really hot in that suit
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Old May 14th, 2008, 09:19 PM       
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I've heard of more criminal incidents involving Darth, but havn't found them yet.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...i115835D08.DTL

Lord Vader took umbrage to those faithful to the Jedi religion.

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Old May 14th, 2008, 09:21 PM       
which Spider Woman?
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Old May 14th, 2008, 09:29 PM       
Jessica Drew, the one that looks like an asian, she could be in the cartoons i'd like to f*** thread, plus she has a fine ass in that red suit, grrrrrr
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Old May 14th, 2008, 11:12 PM       
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Jessica Drew, the one that looks like an asian, she could be in the cartoons i'd like to f*** thread, plus she has a fine ass in that red suit, grrrrrr
well, the redhead isn't bad either, but i'll have to agree.... either Jessica Drew or BOTH!!!!

So anyways, i now read that 390,000 in the UK ALONE are/wanna be Jedis. Afucking goddamn church built.

Plus all the lightsaber battles on YouTube shows the Jedi drawing their weapon first. Fuck it, man i WOULD BECOME EVIL if it weren't for this....




Now, shape up assholes! or cripped dead people will END your intolerance!

TALK TO THAT GIRL, ESUOHLIM AS I"VE NOW FOUND MYSELF IN A SIMILIAR SITUATION, SIR.
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Old May 15th, 2008, 03:17 AM       
nevermind... instead of raising hell, i'm just going to let cops, priests and doctors tell me what to do

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Old May 15th, 2008, 03:42 AM       
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Old May 15th, 2008, 10:45 AM       
here we go-
Someone impersonating the Dark Lord of the Sith--i.e., a guy in a Darth Vader helmet--held up a movie theater in Springfield, Illinois, and made off with a load of cash.

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...23&entry=index

this article also mentions the pizza hungry darth again. I only brought any of this up because of WhiteRat's post, and Vader rules.
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Old May 15th, 2008, 11:19 AM       
some drunk loser bitchslaps roommate and identifies self as Darth Vader to cops
http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/the_emperor_set_him_up.php

And this had damn well better not be the actual Jedi church attack
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/04/ac...ng_jedi-2.html

Cause it's as lame as this
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/da...ice/2122479672

how low can a dark lord sink.

oh right, phantom menace
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Old May 15th, 2008, 11:57 AM       
Star Wars stinks.
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Old May 15th, 2008, 11:58 AM       
In a literal or metaphorical sense?
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Old May 15th, 2008, 12:21 PM       
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Star Wars stinks.
Like Bantha Poodoo?
or like charred Rodian?
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Old May 15th, 2008, 02:24 PM       
wtf, get out of our thread you jerks
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Old May 15th, 2008, 05:24 PM       
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Old May 15th, 2008, 06:56 PM       
None of this would have ever happened if Yoda told Count Dooku "Yer too old, FAT MAN! And yer tits are too big! Get the fuck off my porch!"
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Old May 15th, 2008, 06:57 PM       
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Getting worried. Feel the need for a random interjection...


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