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List to do beore I die:
[x] punch an elephant
[x] kick the moon
[x] High-Five The Harlem Globetrotters
[_] Become an I-mockery god
[_] Defeat Lenor
[_] Become Womti's Best Friend
What are you talking about dude I made the FIRST introductory remark.
nobody can beat that, that's like having a turkey in your pocket on thanksgiving, or a still beating heart on valentines day.
There's nothing more cherished!
I gave a girl a box of chocolates for V-day not knowing she was allergic.
Even though she said it was awesome anyway, I kinda feel bad about it since in my mind it's like me going up to her and saying "Happy Valentines Day! Now go kill yourself".
I did the whole roses on the bed thing and she woke up and was like 'wow' but had nothing in return apart from sex because she's not Valentinesbiggestfan but it was all good at the end of the day went to the woods and got high ;D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE