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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 12:08 AM        I just realized that I'm completely outrageous.
Let's think here...

- Fencer
- Heteroflexible (Bi)
- Market anarchist/libertarian
- Wannabe Cassanova
- Newbie weight lifter
- Pen & Paper/Card gamer (to an small, not well known extent)
- Borderline edger
- Grind/Death/Math fan, plus some jazz & mainstream hip-hop

I cross too many boundaries.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 12:09 AM       
dude you are a fucking annoying character
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 12:10 AM       
holy shit dude you are a piece of work

and i really mean that
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 12:12 AM       
The very fact that this post exists says that it should be in backups.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 12:52 AM       
I'm pretty sure theres a group for you. I just can't remember what it's called.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 01:03 AM       
the one and only freak who thinks he's hot-shit.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 01:25 AM       
You know, I lifted weights to keep in shape in the off-season, but I never dared call myself a weightlifter. The lack of buffness usually strips that from a person, but hey, maybe you're an exception.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 01:48 AM       
No actually you neatly fall into the broad category of 'trying too hard'
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 05:26 AM       
you forgot ''Xtreme metal listener''
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 05:44 AM       
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 09:22 AM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 09:44 AM       
-goat faced
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 09:56 AM       
I didn't know it was possible to be turgid and flaccid at the same time.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 10:15 AM       
Did you get bedwetter in there?



'Cause I'm thinking you're probably a bedwetter.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 10:41 AM       
Let us not forget 'intolerable' and 'narcissistic little fuckhead.'
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 12:51 PM       
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You know, I lifted weights to keep in shape in the off-season, but I never dared call myself a weightlifter. The lack of buffness usually strips that from a person, but hey, maybe you're an exception.
Well, I changed it to newbie weight lifter for you. Plus I've actually put on about 30 lbs since I started working out.

And what does narcissism have to do with my post? I was practically criticizing myself.

Actually, can we just delete this thread and pretend it never existed?
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 12:53 PM       
Jaaaaack is truly outrageous.


Truly, truly, truly outrageous.




Wo-o-o-ah.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 12:58 PM       
Turgid - (of language or style) tediously pompous or bombastic [thats from the OED - couldn't have put it better myself]

Flaccid - soft and limp (from OED also)

So its totally possible, and wondrously manifested in the goat faced boy.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 01:10 PM       
No, let this thread stand as a monument to Assberger's syndrome.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 01:33 PM       
ha. your misspelling is perfect!
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 02:53 PM       
hahaha, you're gay (well, half)
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 03:21 PM       
Do you stalk men now, too? Cause you should realize there's a good chance one of em will fuck up that ugly mug of yours even more.
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 03:41 PM       
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Well, I changed it to newbie weight lifter for you. Plus I've actually put on about 30 lbs since I started working out.
I call bullshit. How long have you been working out and what the fuck are you eating?
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 03:43 PM       
25lbs of that extra weight is on his ego, the remaining five in aggressive haemorrhoids.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Jun 25th, 2005, 04:59 AM        Re: I just realized that I'm completely outrageous.
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- Grind/Death/Math fan, plus some jazz & mainstream hip-hop
you fag
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