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Old May 7th, 2010, 12:14 PM       
Also, EVERY SINGLE TIME you mention that this shit is 'linked to obesity', it is mostly because it increases appetite.

So what? No one is forcing people to eat high-calorie shit when they're hungry.

I could make the same exact moronic point with something organic. RICE CAKES AND CRACKERS ARE LINKED TO OBESITY. This is because they make you thirsty and you might drink a coke.
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Old May 7th, 2010, 12:27 PM       
EXERCISE IS LINKED TO OBESITY.
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Old May 7th, 2010, 12:49 PM       
I only made it halfway through page 9 before I couldnt take anymore but here is what Im getting out of Coolie....


"Stuff they put in our food is making us to fat"

"Other stuff they put in our food is making us to skinny"

Am I missing some crucial tidbits in the last half of page 9 or something?
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Old May 7th, 2010, 12:58 PM       
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EXERCISE IS LINKED TO OBESITY.
This is technically true as well. If you aren't eating enough calories to support your basal metabolic rate + activity level, your body will slow its metabolism in an effort to compensate and therefore burn fewer calories. This mostly happens with cardio and not strength training.

But 'linked to obesity' is a bullshit claim because EVERYTHING can be linked to obesity. One would have to define what the fuck they mean by 'linked to obesity' for it to make any sense.
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Old May 7th, 2010, 04:37 PM       
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I only made it halfway through page 9 before I couldnt take anymore but here is what Im getting out of Coolie....


"Stuff they put in our food is making us to fat"

"Other stuff they put in our food is making us to skinny"

Am I missing some crucial tidbits in the last half of page 9 or something?
Nope. Nothing at all.

Except perhaps your summary being more coherent.
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