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Old Nov 27th, 2007, 12:57 AM       
The muscles in question are the kegals, as I'm surprised Jeanette hasn't yet said. Proponents of kegal exercises claim advantages of its practice to include harder erections, better semen flow, and the ability to cure leprosy and make the blind see.
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Old Nov 27th, 2007, 09:11 PM       
Seth you jerk.
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Old Nov 29th, 2007, 03:09 AM       
The tingling left roughly 4-5 days after.

He is healthy again. Yet he is weary and cautious and stressed... But only in moments of intoxication does the topic of worry present itself, but even so, it is drifting off.
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Old Nov 29th, 2007, 07:11 PM       
I saw an e-mail in my inbox that said "enhance your short sword to better fit her scabbard".

hope this helps!
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Old Nov 30th, 2007, 12:28 AM       
Emphasis on "short sword."
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Old Nov 30th, 2007, 02:01 PM       
I'm constantly getting emails from people who seem to be genuinely concerned about the size of my dick....
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Old Dec 1st, 2007, 03:53 PM       
Me too, man. Bad enough I can't even see the thing without the internet telling me about it.


Also, anal kegels, KK. It's the only solution. Even if your problem's already gone.
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