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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 02:19 PM       
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I'm wearing underwear with the weird hole in the crotch. I think they're called "briefs" or something. I couldn't pull my wang through that hole if my life depende on it. Does anyone have this problem?
Ask OAO.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 02:25 PM       
OAO's cock is probably too big to fit through the hole in his briefs. IT'S SO HUGE! HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THAT THING??!? IT'S LIKE MOBY DICK, THE WHITE WHALE!! HOLY FRICKING SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!!! WOWEEEEE!!!! IT'S GINORMOUS!!!
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 02:57 PM       
I'm wearing joe boxers. They have a big smiley face where my PENIS goes! :o
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 03:29 PM       
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I always thought "thong" was a better word than "flip-flops." Just easier to say.
Boxers allow my penis to "flip-flop".
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 06:53 PM       
I'd think "What's IN my underwear" would be a far more fulfilling question.

That is, if there were more than 10 women on this site
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 06:54 PM       
10? There are, like, 4.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
No there's 5.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 06:59 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 07:00 PM       
I'm not a guy.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 07:01 PM       
OK then. 4.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 07:14 PM       
I haven't seen you for a while, Skul.

My boxers are plaid
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 07:27 PM       
Been busy. Bought a house. Worked about 50 hours a week. Killed an ex-girlfriend...

I've got on Spider-Man boxers, for the record.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 02:07 AM       
Mine Have to Monters Fighting In a City Scape....(Again Another Indication of my Morbid facination of anime...)
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 02:20 AM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 02:28 PM       
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In your case, disgusting.
Whoa...don't get ahead of yourself little man.
I may take offense to that if it were true. But, it's not.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 07:42 PM       
I wear a kilt.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 07:47 PM       
Mine are gold plated with the inscription

[center:e504bcf06f]ye who wears this golden cast
will feel like a king, upon thy's ass[/center:e504bcf06f]
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 08:23 PM       
Mine are purple with peacock feather designs on them.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 09:58 PM       
I'm not wearing underwear! I'm naked right now. When I am wearing underwear, it's my own homemade happy dick underwear, it has penises with smiley faces on it. I sewed it myself.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 03:18 AM       
A knife, lemon wedge, and some shoestring.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 01:06 PM       
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I'm not wearing underwear! I'm naked right now. When I am wearing underwear, it's my own homemade happy dick underwear, it has penises with smiley faces on it. I sewed it myself.

which goes to show you what he does while watching DBZ

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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 01:26 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 01:30 PM       
You're eleven.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 02:02 PM       
FUCK YOU, you fucking redneck greaseball piece shit! I should fucking pull out your balls and cut off your stupid head and fuck your neck! I hope Jason or Freddy kills you. Fuck you again, mutha fucker.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 02:12 PM       
Wow, you really ARE eleven.
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