what kind of postmodernist are you?

[theapportioner]

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You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the postmodernists, you collect avant-garde Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal articles for breakfast. You positively live for theory. It really doesn't matter what kind, as long as the words are big and the paragraph breaks few and far between.[/url]

[Anonymous]

I always thought post-modern was anything that took place in the future. Like the Jetsons.

[The_Rorschach]

Whether you harbor some vestige of modernist morality or simply fail to see the irony in Reality TV, one thing is clear. You are just Not Postmodern.

[Miss Modular]

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You are a Gender Nazi. Your boundary-crossing lifestyle inspires awe in your friends and colleagues. Or maybe they're just scared you will kick their asses for using gender-specific language. Either way, the wife-beater helps.

[The One and Only...]

You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the postmodernists, you collect avant-garde Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal articles for breakfast. You positively live for theory. It really doesn't matter what kind, as long as the words are big and the paragraph breaks few and far between.

I'm not really sure how I could ever score postmodernist on a quiz, considering I absolutely disagree with much of the fundamentals of the postmodernist philosophical movement (though some things I do think they are right about - I just apply them in different ways). That said, I am a sucker for theories.

[Anonymous]

shocking.




You are a Tortured Conceptual Artist. Your fellow postmodernists call you an anachronism, but you've never cared much about the opinions of others. After all, most of them are far too simple-minded to appreciate the nuances of your work. They talk, while you are part of a lived tradition.

[AChimp]

I would so fuck that Theory Slut.

[Emu]

That's one sexy janitor.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

You are a Cyberculture Floozie. The theoretical aspects of postmodernism interest you only insofar as they can be used to make cool blinky things. You probably take psychedelics and know at least one programming language (HTML counts!). Other postmodernists call you a corporate whore. They're probably just jealous because you make more money than them.



You have no idea how true this is. However, I know more than 1 programming language.

[AChimp]

HTML isn't a programming language.

EDIT:

You are a Revisionist Historian. You are the Clark Kent of postmodernists. You probably want to work in a library or in social services. No one suspects you of being a postmodernist... until they read your publications!

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Tell that to the people who designed the quiz.

[Sethomas]

You are a Tortured Conceptual Artist. Your fellow
postmodernists call you an anachronism, but
you've never cared much about the opinions of
others. After all, most of them are far too
simple-minded to appreciate the nuances of your
work. They talk, while you are part of a lived
tradition.


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This is actually pretty astute. Whatyaknow.

[Dole]

You are Wicket, one of them ewoks.

[Buffalo Tom]

You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the postmodernists, you collect avant-garde Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal articles for breakfast. You positively live for theory. It really doesn't matter what kind, as long as the words are big and the paragraph breaks few and far between.

[ziggytrix]

You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the postmodernists, you collect avant-garde Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal articles for breakfast. You positively live for theory. It really doesn't matter what kind, as long as the words are big and the paragraph breaks few and far between.


WTF, this test is broken!! Where is the option for the guy who thinks all of philosophy is a joke?

[Vibecrewangel]

I'm with Ror......
This really doesn't surprise me......

[Bennett]

You are a Tortured Conceptual Artist. Your fellow postmodernists call you an anachronism, but you've never cared much about the opinions of others. After all, most of them are far too simple-minded to appreciate the nuances of your work. They talk, while you are part of a lived tradition.

[Protoclown]

WINNER: DOLE

[AChimp]

@ Dole

[Spasmolytic]

You are a Cyberculture Floozie. The theoretical aspects of postmodernism interest you only insofar as they can be used to make cool blinky things. You probably take psychedelics and know at least one programming language (HTML counts!). Other postmodernists call you a corporate whore. They're probably just jealous because you make more money than them

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i'm mesmerized by blinky things, i've taken psychedelics and I know multiple programming languages. HAHAHA

[Jeanette X]

Apportioner, I love you for this quiz!

And I got Grassroots Activist.

[Protoclown]

And I'm the hot asian chick.

[Helm]

I am the kind of postmodernist that thinks it's funny that he'd take a test to see what kind of postmodernist he is but actually doesn't.