GLOWBELLY HAS BEEN IMPREGNATED! :O

[Dole]

But if you could just sweep your ink vapors of darkness to the side, the parade can get through

I think that may be one of the best sentences ever typed here.

The whole 'the world is so bleak, how can we possibly bring children into it' shtick is the biggest cop out ever, next to suicide.

Good thing people who think like that aren't having kids, leaves more nursery places for those of us who are happy to have them.

[FS]

Let me express my sentiments through a picture (since I just found out my camera actually has a timer, so I don't always have to hold it to snap myself):


Pay no attention to the poster. Or the shirt.

And here's me falling over while trying to take the previous picture:

Hello, armpit hair! I forget what a skinny bastard I am.

Happy frugging frigalations frbl! Good people reproducing makes the world a better place. If it's a girl she can inherit the rights to my penis (but NOT until she's 18 ), same story if it's a gay or bi boy. wooo

[kahljorn]

if my sperm count is ever high enough to impregnate someone as ugly and ... well, just basically ugly; I'm going to do it Tantra style! Besides, religion is the best reason to fuck ever, and a religion of fucking is the best religion ever.

[jin]

I am so happy for you Ms. Glowbelly! ;D

I wish nothing but the best for you and your family and i hope everything goes wonderfully for you all! :D

I was wondering about chojins sig. ;>

[glowbelly]

thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks all you cool cats MWAH

haha, fs! that is awesome :D

i'm not doing a water birth. i'm pretty sure that it doesn't matter what i'm laboring in, there's no way i'll be orgasming through it. it's a nice thought, just not really realistic. sorry, kahl. i have a vagina. i know what i can fit in it. the size of what is going to come out of it in 7 months frightens me and doesn't seem orgasmic in any way, shape or form. :O

i'll keep you all updated with pictures and kicks and eating and boob size. i promised mle that she gets to see the first pic of my huge belly, because i made a mistake that was unforgiveable, so when the time comes she'll be the one to get that snap from.

there isn't much that you guys can say to offend me. i only take offense to whiny goth-like french girls who try to push their philosophy about life on someone who obviously thinks differently about things...speaking of which:

da blob has pretty much admitted that she has had an abortion. i think someone should start a celebratory thread for her. that way she might not feel the need to try and get attention here.

[Seven Force]

Good luck though.

[McClain]

How long ago was it that we grinded groinskins in Chicago and you're just now having my baby?

Good for you honey. It's the best thing in the world.

[AChimp]

I bet that it will be a GIRL, because spring babies are always girls. :O

[Helm]

I like how blob gets all the heat for not being 100% CELEBRATORY TO THE MAX while while I posted that I agreed with her I was spared glowbelly's wrath.

Whether or not you are with child does not matter to half the people that rushed in this thread to post. There's people in this thread that you know personally from real life and I can understand and agree with them congratulating you, since from their (and yours) point of view, you having a child will be a positive step in your life, and they care about your life being good because they know you and love you. Great.

I don't mean to rain on this particular parade, but tell me, don't you feel it is completely fake when somebody's somebody dies and they post about it on the internet and there's a gazillion of people that know neither the deceased nor the person posting about him, rushing in to post that they're so sad I'm so sorry :kisses I hope you get better Well this is basically the reverse of that, but still fake. I'm not trying to get you in particular down or to spoil the mood, but a large number of idiots in this thread (like fartin) have no business at all congratulating you. Sure, according to societal convensions, that's what you say when someone you barely know is having a child, but it's also completely fake. Fartin doesn't care about you or your baby. You're a name on a computer screen, for him.

Whether or not I would choose having a child of my own, it has no bearing on your choice, and if you're happy with it, then fine, enjoy the baby and try to raise it as properly as you can. I'm not trying to bring an asinine argument in this thread for the sake of it, but some morons around here do deserve to be mocked for being such hypocrites.

[Dole]

Hmm...I congratulated Sadie on the birth of her baby, I don't know her but I don't feel like a fraud or an ass for it because she is one of the more normal people here who actually comes across as genuine.

That said, there are TONS of people here who could drop dead today and it would mean absolutely fuck all to me, as there is absolutely no substance to anything they say here, and therefore they are just names on a screen to me. I would never post insincere sympathy about someone who died that I didnt know or had never spoken to me, as I find that deeply offensive, especially to those people who have experienced real grief. Its like when Princess Di died, and all these fucking hollow idiots in my country felt the need to wail about it in public for weeks afterward, and feign grief for someone who they didnt know, and was absolutely nothing to do with them. Pathetic.

My point? No idea.

Anyway, at the end of the day its no big deal if the people who dont know Karen say congrats, is it? Congratulations from people she doesnt know will mean fuck all to her anyway.

[glowbelly]

if somebody's someone dies and i don't know that somebody, i tend not to reply to a thread saying sorry, unless i happen to like the person, or can relate to them in some way over the whole death thing...and then i tend to take it off of a public forum.

ask james about that one.

if you don't want to congratulate me because you feel fake in doing so, then don't. but stop with the calling other people fake shit. i have a feeling that fartin really does care whether or not i have a healthy baby, because he's the same guy who sent me a birthday pm and wrote me a nice letter when he found out i had gone through an abusive relationship. plus he has kids, so in a way he's RELATING, you dig? my point is that you don't know the extent of the "friendships" that i have formed here and whose congrats i take as sincere and whose i don't.

so back off.

as for blobgal, she no longer exists in my world. it's that easy for me.

edit: and what sam said up there

[Ninjavenom]

i like you, so congrats :o

[glowbelly]

but i've never met you! you're just pixels on a screen! are you being sincere?!

[Lotida]

CONGRATULATIONS!!
Babies are so precious....you are truly blessed!!

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by da blob

I am not surprised to see stupid people procreate, it just amazes me when it's people who are obviously provided with a brain.

Oh and I do everything to actually remain barren, should it not be the case I'll do what I've already done before, don't worry.

If only your Mother would have lived by the same code........

[MrAdventure]

BABY BANAZNA



BABY BONANZNA



BABY BONZNANZA



DID YOU HEAR IMOCKERY IS PREGNENT

[FS]

ITS A COOKBOOK

[MrAdventure]

i heard somewhere that pregnant girls only like cute jokes and hate gross jokes is that true heres an example

what did the baby say to the hands!

"goo goo!"

or hers another if you didnt get it

why did the baby smile

because he saw his mom!

if you like that better than these jokes i bet its true

why did the baby eat the snot

hes a baby thats what they do!

that was pretty gross sorry i didnt mean to get off topic

[glowbelly]

this thread just got a bazillion times better

[Geggy]

people making posts about someone close to them dying are looking for as much support as they could get even if its from a stranger. its pretty selfish. yeah. haha. i'm selfish. so fuck you, cunt.

anyway, back to the baby thing, babies are cool. hell, i have one of my own.

oops. nobody was supposed to know. haha. thanks. her name is shannon. do you have a name yet for your baby? what about marriage?

[Seven Force]

I was sincere.

[glowbelly]

was that your big secret?!

i like isobel linda for a girl. brian wants a junior, but i keep telling him that if we name the boy brian, i will call him bj. haha, get it?

i like the nickname, but i know that children can be horrid to each other and it will probably get him made fun of for awhile, yadda whatever lala loo. if i was going to pick a boy name it would probably be a name that begins with a vowel, because i tend to lean towards liking those names better...like oscar or adrian or evan.

as for marriage, we really want to do that...but i'm not sure about my health insurance and it's sad to say that we might be better off holding out til after the baby is born to get married, so i can be approved for state funding to cover maternity costs.

i need to find out for sure if pregnancy can be considered a pre-existing condition in the state of ohio or not. if it can't be, i'm golden...and hopefully bri and i will get married within the next few months.

[Helm]

CONGRATULATIONS!!
Babies are so precious....you are truly blessed!!

[subterfuge]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not perpetuate the soccer mom name craze. McKenzie, Dillon, Kayla, Kylie, Kyra, KatieLynn, Katelynn, etc. GAH!!! I hate girl names. Except for mine.

[Sethomas]

Boy's name: Guybrush.
Girl's name: Corsica.

Woo.