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Old Mar 12th, 2007, 08:09 AM       
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This is exactly how the actual coitus would've ended too
This from someone who has not seen a vagina since he exited one
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Old Mar 12th, 2007, 10:10 AM       
Quick Terra this is your cue
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Old Mar 12th, 2007, 11:53 PM       
no need to comment. cos slapped your little fat ass so much i'm feeling the wiggle over here.

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Old Mar 14th, 2007, 07:27 AM       
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another perpetual virgin. Good luck with life.

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Old Mar 14th, 2007, 10:17 AM       
I can see where someone who has no real world experience of ANYTHING would make an assumption like that, but remember what happens when we make assumptions, James.

And, I'm not INVOLVED with Terra, you moron. In case you've forgotten, this is a MESSAGE BOARD, not real life. My name isn't really Cosmo and I really don't look anything like my avatar anymore (the wonders of plastic surgery). I can never CHEAT on anyone here, since I have no real relationship with anyone on this board, except for Max and Protoclown, but I'd rather not talk about that, or the medical issues that were a result of that.

All of this is pretend...if you see it as anything other than that you need help. Seriously.

Now, take your 20 sided dice and your crayons, and go tell your mommy that the bad old man on the forums is being mean again.
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Old Mar 14th, 2007, 10:24 AM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 04:53 AM       
Can we make with the coitus already? I don't care much for waiting.
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 07:27 AM       
I don't care much for ass goblins, yet here you are.
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 08:55 AM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 10:13 AM       
a bottle of reisling, an ounce of borax, and a penile implant gone horribly, horribly wrong.

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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 10:29 AM       
a blown out boob job, expired valium, and one cup of 6 month old "piece of milk."
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 10:39 AM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:22 PM       


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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:30 PM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 01:34 PM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 02:41 PM       
whoa, thanks GADZOOKS

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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 03:37 PM       
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 06:06 PM       
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I don't care much for ass goblins, yet here you are.

It's pedogoblin buddy.
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 10:30 PM       
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It's pedogoblin buddy.
get the fuck out, pal. he was being nice. your nothing but a fucking wingnut without a purpose.
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 10:32 PM       
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a prolapsed rectum, three peyote buttons, and a moldy convience store burrito
ten week old little debbies, three rocks of pop rockets, and zinger's ass to shove them in.


babe, you know how cranky i get on thursday evenings
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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 02:39 AM       
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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 07:55 AM       
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RAAR RAAR RAAAR I AM TERRA AND I AM MENTALLY STUNTED BECAUSE WITH MY GIANT TITS I NEVER HAD TO USE MY BRAIN A DAY IN MY LIFE!

LUCKY FOR ME I FOUND SOMEONE WHO LIKES ME FOR MY TITS BECAUSE BOY HOWDY HE'D BE DISAPPOINTED IF HE LOOKED PAST THEM!

THANK YOU COSMO FOR BEING SHALLOW AND DRIVEN BY BEING A FUCKING PERVERT HUGS AND TEDDY BEAR KISSES!

-TERRA!


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whoa, James...calm down there, Buddy. I've never seen Terra's tits, and only recently saw her face, so I guess you could say I knew her personality first. As far as my being shallow, you could probably say that I am a bit narcicistic, most fitness instructors tend to be, but I'm working on it, you know? As far as being a pervert, you can believe what you want, pal. I am what I am...
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