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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 09:32 AM       
Actually we do celebreate it. Fuck. Fuuuuckkk.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 11:47 AM       
I had never gotten flowers for valentine's day. When I was in my early 20s, I was dating a guy 20 yrs older than me and told him this. He sent me three stumpy red roses in a bud vase. It was obviously bargain-basement stuff, but I was prepared to make myself see it as the sweetest thing ever. Yeah, I was young.

A month later, on my birthday, he dumps me because his wife (yeah...surprise!) issued an ultimatum. Not only that, but she got my phone number out of him and stalked me for months. Worst 21st birthday ever, btw.

My point is to this day I hate red roses. And older men.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 11:50 AM       
Say baby, I'm a lot younger than you and hate giving flowers.

wanna go to prom?
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 11:51 AM       
Never went to prom either, I was an outcast in HS.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 11:56 AM       
Aw! *hugs Kitsa*

I myself didn't start dating anyone until my senior year. When I started, everyone got really surprised. Apparently, they thought I was destined to be a spinster at age 18 or something.

As my one friend put it "We thought you weren't interested in guys". I don't think she meant that they suspected I was a lesbian though, I think they just thought I had no sex drive or something.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 12:04 PM       
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Never went to prom either, I was an outcast in HS.


I really don't think I'm going to go to mine, either, but everyone's giving me the whole "YOU'RE ONLY IN HIGH SCHOOL ONCE" spiel. I want to forget high school in this backwater, bible thumpin' town.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 01:15 PM       
Well, it's true that you're only in high school once (unless you're in some sort of wacky Drew Barrymore movie or Family Guy plot) but really, it's really not that big a deal in the long run. People who peak in high school usually end up a lot like Al Bundy.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 01:29 PM       
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As my one friend put it "We thought you weren't interested in guys". I don't think she meant that they suspected I was a lesbian though, I think they just thought I had no sex drive or something.
Dude, they thought you were a lesbian.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 02:56 PM       
Yeah, some girl told me she didn't think I was interested in dating, but we both knew exactly what she meant.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 03:48 PM       
I don't want a poxy card for valentines. I just want sex, is that so much to ask?

Oh and the only time I got a flower at Vally's day was when I was 18. I had a punk boyfriend who thought red roses were soft, so he spray painted a rose black for me. It was dead by the time I got it and the head fell off.
Mind you, it's the thought that counts.

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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 03:53 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 04:04 PM       
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Dude, they thought you were a lesbian.
Nah, by best friend's bisexual and she hinted a couple of times that she liked me but knew I was straight.

Anyway, I went to dances even though I had no date, although I was pretty depressed the first few times. I would have gone to prom even if I hadn't been dating someone at the time. Anyway, my high school always hired a hypnotist for the prom amusement (along with other things), so I certainly wasn't going to miss that.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 04:17 PM       
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I don't want a poxy card for valentines. I just want sex, is that so much to ask?

Oh and the only time I got a flower at Vally's day was when I was 18. I had a punk boyfriend who thought red roses were soft, so he spray painted a rose black for me. It was dead by the time I got it and the head fell off.
Mind you, it's the thought that counts.
Sounds like a Physics major, to me.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 04:30 PM       
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That's a lie, no girl anywhere wants to have sex with anyone
no, I don't want sex with anyone, but sex with someone. If anyone was an option, I would have it lots and not be moaning about not having it.
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 04:33 PM       
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Sounds like a Physics major, to me.
he wasn't the brightest bulb on the tree.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 10:18 AM       
Dear Roger,

You sonofabitch.

Happy Valentine's Day

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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 12:22 PM       
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this is the queerest thread ever.
Accurate statement. What the fuck happened









LIKE THIS, DO IT LIKE THIS YOU FAGGODYKES, STOP HUGGING
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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 06:36 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 06:47 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 06:52 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 06:53 PM       
my cat also licks plastic bags and if he can get the lid off anything with vaseline in it (like hand lotion) he'll eat it.

He's a weird cat.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 10:09 PM       
My dog always licks floors and stuff for food remains. It's a bit gross, considering that she also likes to lick people's hands and faces.

I was on my way to class today and I saw a woman with an adorable Golden Lab puppy, which was busy licking various patches of the ground. The woman wasn't too pleased about it.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 10:30 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 11:32 PM       
you know my highschool was an all boy school so I hated it cause I never got any cards only the wrestlers did..
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