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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 11:03 PM       
more exercises less entire pizzas, yes

edit: its uh like 7 kilos but it'd still not be much considering i've got about 40 to lose
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 11:37 PM       
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 05:52 AM       
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Congrats on becoming do-able. When you're buff enough to throw me across a room, we can talk plane tickets.
Lady I throw women across the room all day, I can deadlift MY OWN body off the ground, and I'm ready willing and able to fuck all kinds of sex into you
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 07:20 AM       
Ooh, a challenge! The first to hit north England whilst I'm still single wins (maybe)
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 08:10 AM       
There you go Milpool, you can get some tickets and a passport and fly off to jolly old England for a trans-continental booty call
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 08:44 AM       
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I can deadlift MY OWN body off the ground
:truemanliness
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 09:17 AM       
i already turn women down in the US, idk why i'd fly to england to do that
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 10:31 AM       
Well I've done a UK booty call before and I quite enjoyed it.
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 01:39 PM       
Just come for the beer. Surely you could throw them out a window if they didn't please you.
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 03:25 PM       
I ALREADY GOT MY TICKETS TO ENGLAND.
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 03:32 PM       
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 05:35 PM       
With regards to the before and after picture, I applaud your physical fitness but I have a question. How exactly did you suddenly become Hispanic?
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Old Jul 14th, 2010, 06:14 PM       
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With regards to the before and after picture, I applaud your physical fitness but I have a question. How exactly did you suddenly become Hispanic?
i already answered this

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you are like the 5th person to tell me this. i had no idea who this dude was until like a month ago
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Old Jul 15th, 2010, 05:42 PM       
I enjoy being skinny and eating food what is bad for me.

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Old Jul 15th, 2010, 05:46 PM       
I DON'T ENJOY ANYTHING
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Old Jul 15th, 2010, 07:07 PM       
I thought Chojin and MLE were getting married?
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Old Jul 15th, 2010, 08:27 PM       
SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW
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Old Jul 15th, 2010, 09:24 PM       
we were until i went heel and RKO'd her in the middle of a promo

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Old Jul 15th, 2010, 09:53 PM       
Tadeo, at first I thought you were kidding... then I noticed you were typing with your CAPS LOCK on. I see you mean business.

Chojin, sorry if this is a sore spot. I really thought you had gotten married. I didn't even know you wrestled... wow.
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Old Jul 18th, 2010, 09:10 PM       
Cant you people see his underlying problem. He is anorexic. Guys, lets motivate him to eat more!

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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 05:58 AM       
I lose weight if I'm not careful with my eating.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 12:37 PM       
I lose weight if I don't eat. Which happens a lot.
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 12:52 PM       
Naw, Choj and I didn't work out, but now that everything's over (and the circumstances could have been better and could have been worse), I think we both know it's best that we're not together. We make great friends, but not really great mates. It just took us a long time to figure it out.

So we're still great friends, and he's still one of the funniest people on the internet.
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 01:59 PM       
So you're single now?
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