On Today's Episode I Visit 4 fresh-faced mockers.
The First One Didn't Doo To Well, He wanted to be my friend a little too much.Member
SevenForceYaddaYdaayaddaInc is F99YaddaYaddaYaddaCloud I'm Partay Cannible. Let's Watch.
Partay Cannible: Hey Alfie
F99Cloud: ?
Partay Cannible: Wazzup Goo
F99Cloud: :-\
F99Cloud: Who are you?
Partay Cannible: you look like Goo
Partay Cannible: but a light goo
Partay Cannible: a Goo Light
F99Cloud: ...
F99Cloud: Um, ok.
Partay Cannible: Come on sing it
F99Cloud: Who are you?
Partay Cannible: Goo Punch
Partay Cannible: ALL THE FELLAS
F99Cloud: So...who are you?
Partay Cannible: i guess this is what it sounds like when doves vry
F99Cloud: Milhouse.
Partay Cannible: In the House..Mill
Partay Cannible: WOAH!
F99Cloud: So, are you going to tell me who you are?
Partay Cannible: you wanna hear my scooby doo impression?
Partay Cannible: im milhouse, dont sassme
F99Cloud: Or am I going to block you?
Partay Cannible: Is that a question?
F99Cloud: Shit, yeah, I messed that up.
F99Cloud: Hold on...
Partay Cannible: You sure did?
Partay Cannible: Ok I'll Hold?
F99Cloud: Just tell me.
Partay Cannible: Whos my real mother?
Partay Cannible: why did she beat me?
Partay Cannible: why cant she call her daddy proud, oh daddy proud?
F99Cloud: This better not be Vinth.
F99Cloud: That's all i'm saying right now.
Partay Cannible: You know what im SAYIN
F99Cloud: lol
Partay Cannible: Hi this is Vinth
Partay Cannible: got a problem
Partay Cannible: I AM THE CATHOLIC SAMURAI, bitchass
F99Cloud: From where?
F99Cloud: =-O
Partay Cannible: Watch me warble
Partay Cannible: I'll cut your through
F99Cloud: No you aren't! He doesn't type real well.
Partay Cannible: you left wing
F99Cloud: lol
F99Cloud: :-D
Partay Cannible: chiken wing
Partay Cannible: god dayum
F99Cloud: Are you...Max Burbank?
Partay Cannible: Oh yeah sure whatever you ahve to tell yourself, Samantha
F99Cloud: ...
Partay Cannible: What can't take a joke, Rachel
F99Cloud: Um, ok.
F99Cloud: lol
F99Cloud: :-)
Partay Cannible: your from the Homosexualz Board right
Partay Cannible: you did the Cocks On Jocks thread right
Partay Cannible: Don't Lie TO Me, Tanya
F99Cloud: Um, no. I did the Pickleman game post.
Partay Cannible: On the homosexual board
Partay Cannible: oh boy
Partay Cannible: i didnt know you were gay!
Partay Cannible: You got Gadzook'ed, Martha?
Well After A Bad Start I quickly turned the tides with a real quicky, this is memeber
HUOND (Aim:DanceEnosDance) as I try you prenounce his name.
Partay Cannible: HOUND!
Partay Cannible: HUH-OUNND
Partay Cannible: HAWOOOOODAH
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He didnt wast no time.
The Next One is from I-Mockery's new Love Affair
Perndog! As I had a quick chat about his band, boy was he sure in a sour mood.
Partay Cannible: Hello Are you there?
Pernthedog: yes
Pernthedog: who's this?
Partay Cannible: Mr. Vagiclean
Pernthedog: and why?
Partay Cannible: because thats the name i signed in on
Pernthedog: I meant
Partay Cannible: hheHAWHAWHAW!
Pernthedog: why are you talking to me
Partay Cannible: i was wondering, how did you get a band together like that, see
Partay Cannible: im starting a band
Partay Cannible: does snoppy sponser it?
Pernthedog: camp snoopy called my college four years ago
Pernthedog: and asked for five musicians
Partay Cannible: so i have to find a camp to get Hired
Pernthedog: what are you talking about?
Partay Cannible: is should try CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, AHAHWHWAWHAWHW!
Partay Cannible: thats a jason joke
Pernthedog: I'm going to go ahead and block you if you don't mind
Partay Cannible: you just got gadzook'ed!
I was obviously out of my league, folks
And Finally, I went on to chat with a new memeber
Dementedchickenshit-something (what's with this wacko names, am i right ladies
) as I teach him a hard lesson about stealing images.
Partay Cannible: THE SARADIUS HAS TOLD ME YOUR HOTLINKING HIS IMAGES.
Partay Cannible: HE WANTS TO TO STEP OFF
Partay Cannible: SO STEP OFF!
PorkQuackGuy: i thought i already did.
Partay Cannible: He's going to e-mail you gay porn if you dont STEP OFF!
PorkQuackGuy: oh wait yea.
PorkQuackGuy: joy.
Partay Cannible: you think this is a game
PorkQuackGuy: not at all.
Partay Cannible: STEP OFF!
PorkQuackGuy: i sent him an email about the gay guy. tell him to open it.
Partay Cannible: He got no e-mails
PorkQuackGuy: oh well.
Partay Cannible: Don't you lie to me boy
PorkQuackGuy: this was ages ago.
PorkQuackGuy: no sir.
Partay Cannible: Yeah I'M SURE
Partay Cannible: you did
PorkQuackGuy: then you're right.
Partay Cannible: if you did sardius wouldnt mind you being fuch a hotlinking goon
Partay Cannible: I DONT CARE IF Smoething Awful lets you pass with this shit, it's not going to work here you bandwith leech
Partay Cannible: STEP OFF
PorkQuackGuy: told you i'm on it.
Partay Cannible: NOW
PorkQuackGuy: it's already changed.
Partay Cannible: he's going to ruin your internet life
PorkQuackGuy: joy.
Partay Cannible: im going to check
Partay Cannible: im linking to the website now
Partay Cannible: THATS THE SAME PICTURE
Partay Cannible: YOU PLAYING GAMES BOY
PorkQuackGuy: no it's not.
Partay Cannible: YES IT IS
PorkQuackGuy: that's no good.
Partay Cannible: Oh wait
Partay Cannible: well its not from saridus anymore
Partay Cannible: ITS FROM SEANBABY
PorkQuackGuy: nope.
PorkQuackGuy: oh yes.
Partay Cannible: your in luck
Partay Cannible: im one of seanbabys clients
PorkQuackGuy: tell him i said hi.
Partay Cannible: HE WONT APPRECIATE YOUS TEALING IS IMAGES
Partay Cannible: STEP OFF
Partay Cannible: you leech
Partay Cannible: STEP OFF-NAOW!
Partay Cannible: you stepping off
Partay Cannible: usin your own images
PorkQuackGuy: i've been trying to actually.
Partay Cannible: YOU USE SEANBABY
Partay Cannible: the hell
Partay Cannible: whatzamattayou
PorkQuackGuy: what's wrong with seanbaby.
Partay Cannible: you use him
Partay Cannible: for images
Partay Cannible: on silly messageboard
Partay Cannible: YOU STEP OFF NOW
Partay Cannible: hey
Partay Cannible: you dont want this to get ugly pal
Partay Cannible: seanbaby can sue you for stealing his images for your own
PorkQuackGuy: considering i stepped off.
Partay Cannible: you did?
Partay Cannible: ok i see nothing now
PorkQuackGuy: changing it.
Partay Cannible: ill leave you alone, you dont go crazy with the images
PorkQuackGuy: of course not.
Partay Cannible: dont steal
Partay Cannible: and one more thing
PorkQuackGuy: stealing=wrong.
PorkQuackGuy: shoot.
Partay Cannible: YOU GOT GADZOOK'ED!
Oh boy, he didn't know what hit him
. Well, that's all for tonight folks. Coming up next is Mr. Adventure's Secrets Of Juggling the Professionals Don't Want You To Hear. Drive Safely!