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Old Nov 30th, 2007, 10:47 PM        World domination
i was watching a tv show yesterday and it was about a guy who wanted to dominate the world and i tougth: what would i do if i dominated the world. but i also want to know what you would do.
personally i would be an iron fist ruler using my army to do as i please and then when my minions raised against me i would figth till the end and go out with a bang.
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Old Dec 1st, 2007, 09:04 PM       
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Old Dec 2nd, 2007, 11:55 AM       
I would put Bush on trial for sending us to war under false pretenses.

I suppose that would be a good place to start.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2007, 06:55 PM       
I would make all the women praise me for putting Bush on trial for sending us to war under false pretenses.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2007, 12:09 AM       
world domination is hard
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Old Dec 3rd, 2007, 12:44 AM       
I would use the television media to make my subjects more interested in consumer items that the fact that I was slowly stripping them of thier individual rights.

Then if another country had something I wanted I would just drum up some false information on them as an excuse to invade them and take what I wanted.

I would then sit in my large palace and watch as the people went about thier lives as virtual slaves but strangely still happy due to having enough money to buy the nes tickle me elmo doll.

Oh how I would laugh. ha ha ha.....
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Old Dec 3rd, 2007, 01:21 AM       
I'd bring my friend home from Iraq so my band could actually practice for once. Then we'd eat Starburst and continue to rock some faces off.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2007, 01:50 AM       
I would probably be a dictator, who would held the world in his grab. The lives of the normal people would be miserable. Then, when they few years later assassinate me(that's another story) their lives will become even more miserable. Nyah nyah, sounds like fun.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2007, 10:04 PM       
I'd play bass all day and smoke a lotta weed
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Old Dec 3rd, 2007, 10:06 PM       
i'd also look at some titties
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Old Dec 3rd, 2007, 10:19 PM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 09:46 AM       
I'd slap a bunch of people in the mouth.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 03:13 PM       
My face would be plastered everywhere, but I would actually have horrible scars from acid due to a freak accident involving a trip to Haiti.
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Old Dec 4th, 2007, 04:12 PM       
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