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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:05 PM       
Another time I was jerking to porn where some blonde b*tch was f*cking a repairman in the front lawn and I noticed a clothesline with drying clothes on it, in direct violation of homeowner's association guidelines. I immediately notified the FBI in case something illegal had happened
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:08 PM       
Another time I was j*rking to p*rn and I noticed that the main guy fired a gun in the air while the woman climaxed, directly violating the Colorado State Legislature's stance on the matter. True, there's only a slight chance the film was made in Colorado, but I still immediately notified the FBI in case something illegal had happened
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:08 PM       
This girl was getting sexed and when she was orgasming she ripped off the label on her mattress.

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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:10 PM       
Did you see Bang Bus Sept 2007? The registration tags were clearly from 2006!
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:11 PM       
And then another time I was ****ing off to **** when this one ***** was ****ing off a clown in the backseat of a Nash ****ler and I noticed that they were clearly parked in a handicapped spot, I did NOT notify the FBI but I tracked down the city in which it was filmed through superior Google Tracking Technology and cross-referencing the specific hue of the red paint on a nearby fire hydrant and immediately notified the local police department
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:14 PM       
The lighter side of deviancy.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:22 PM       
I'll be back in a few days guys. I have to make a lot of phone calls to the Japanese embassy about several train rape scenes.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 03:46 PM       
my girlfriend and I reported somebody once because they advertised their website in a chat room for some god awful reason and it had porn of 11-14 year olds on it ;\

its almost inconceivable that somebody would even advertise that in a chat room ;o Unless they were just adults who were extremely underdeveloped....
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 10:19 AM       
Pretty easy to make fun of anyone taking it seriously, but really I think you're just trying to distance yourselves from the issues so you can keep wanking to porn in general without feeling guilty.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 03:15 PM       
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Pretty easy to make fun of anyone taking it seriously, but really I think you're just trying to distance yourselves from the issues so you can keep wanking to porn in general without feeling guilty.
Dude. At last, decency! At any rate, I'm not some 'tard that thinks about fighting crime or being a narc for every thing I see. (For fuck's sake, I was stoned and flicking my bean between Comedy Central commercials!) I freaked because I knew this girl was unconscious and because I was (unknowingly) getting off to someone who was being exploited in the worst way a woman can be. There was no acting; it was an act of cruelty. Granted, I put myself in a shit situation by posting my dilemma here but... well, no but. It was dumb.

An update to the situation is that I reported the link to the website, who responded with "It's from ___ website and it's 100% legal. Thank you."

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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 03:24 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 03:59 PM       
so SHE DID GET KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS ON PURPOSE.

i guess that's a relieving way to star in a porno, though.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2009, 04:07 PM       
Oh! Ah! It's just so wonderful to see you all! You're great! Thank you! Thank you! You know, there were a lot of people who mocked me for starting on this road, and it's been... *sob* not the easiest path to take. But now... now, with my friends and family all around me, I can proudly say that I made it! I would like to thank my parents, and the wonderful people at sleepfuckers.com for providing such wonderful emotional support at such a drastic time in my life!
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Old Feb 24th, 2009, 02:36 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2009, 11:21 PM       
Fornication is the devil's trickery. You got to get outta da whole business.
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Old Feb 25th, 2009, 05:04 PM       
Just because there's a lot o fake stuff out there, doesn't mean it is all fake.
I would report anything I thought may be real.
It can take decades to get over a crime being committed against you. Can't imagine what it must feel like to know that thousands of random people are wanking over it.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2009, 11:39 PM       
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And if there's one thing the FBI knows, it's how to make a boner!
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 03:02 AM       
Who in the hell gave you permission to quote me?
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