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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:37 PM       
Wow...you need anger management, I like DIO. I don't like anything from Black Sabbath after Ozzy left though, too many changes made it terrible. Also why doesn't a Mod break up this fight?
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:42 PM       
Ozzman, you are crazy. Heaven and Hell ais the best Sabbeth album. And that isn't just fact, but cold hard opinion.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:49 PM       
WTF...how does ROG let you guys get away with this shit?
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:50 PM       
I prefer Mob Rules, but either way Dio did it harder and better. Anyways, look at the little homo coming in and saying he hates GW because he doesn't like Ozzy and now crying for help.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 10:51 PM       
How? By not caring. Why? Because not caring really bloody works.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:09 PM       
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WTF...how does ROG let you guys get away with this shit?
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:17 PM       
We should feed Ozzman to Clement.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:19 PM       
Hey ozzman Guitar Woman has been banned from quite a few forums, maybe you should ask her for advice.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 11:29 AM       
In fact she likes bad boys who get banned. You should probably ask her out at some point during that conversation. I bet the dating circuit would help you with your problems.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
use Irssi;
use Irssi::Irc;
use Time::HiRes qw(time);
use Digest::MD5 qw(md5_hex);


#__ ___ ____ _ _ ___ _ _ ____ _ _ ____ ___ _ _ ____
#\ \ / / \ | _ \| \ | |_ _| \ | |/ ___| | | | / ___|_ _| \ | |/ ___|
# \ \ /\ / / _ \ | |_) | \| || || \| | | _ | | | \___ \| || \| | | _
# \ V V / ___ \| _ <| |\ || || |\ | |_| | | |_| |___) | || |\ | |_| |
# \_/\_/_/ \_\_| \_\_| \_|___|_| \_|\____| \___/|____/___|_| \_|\____|
#
# _____ _ _ _____ ____ _____ ____ ____ ____ ___ ____ _____ ____
#|_ _| | | | ____/ ___|| ____| / ___| / ___| _ \|_ _| _ \_ _/ ___|
# | | | |_| | _| \___ \| _| \___ \| | | |_) || || |_) || | \___ \
# | | | _ | |___ ___) | |___ ___) | |___| _ < | || __/ | | ___) |
# |_| |_| |_|_____|____/|_____| |____/ \____|_| \_\___|_| |_| |____/
#
# __ __ _ __ __ ____ _____ _ _ _ __ __
#| \/ | / \\ \ / / | _ \| ____| / \ | | | | \ \ / /
#| |\/| | / _ \\ V / | |_) | _| / _ \ | | | | \ \//
#| | | |/ ___ \| | | _ <| |___ / ___ \| |___| |___| |
#|_| |_/_/ \_\_| |_| \_\_____/_/ \_\_____|_____|_|
#
# _____ _ _ ____ _ _____ _ _ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _____ __
#| ___| | | |/ ___| |/ /_ _| \ | |/ ___| / \ | \ | | \ | |/ _ \ \ / /
#| |_ | | | | | | ' / | || \| | | _ / _ \ | \| | \| | | | \ V /
#| _| | |_| | |___| . \ | || |\ | |_| | / ___ \| |\ | |\ | |_| || |
#|_| \___/ \____|_|\_\___|_| \_|\____| /_/ \_\_| \_|_| \_|\___/ |_|
#
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#\ \ / / _ \| | | | _ \ | | | / ___|| ____| _ \/ ___|
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# | || |_| | |_| | _ < | |_| |___) | |___| _ < ___) |
# |_| \___/ \___/|_| \_\ \___/|____/|_____|_| \_\____/


use vars qw($VERSION %IRSSI); $VERSION = "2.1";
%IRSSI = (
authors => "Goat-See",
contact => "mrtheplague@gmail.com",
name => "fuckyou",
description => "/fuckyou NICK numberchannels",
license => "urmom",
url => "http://www.buttes.org/",
);

my $FORCEPART = "sapart"; # Change these if your ircd is not gay/unreal and uses
my $FORCEJOIN = "sajoin"; # forcejoin and forcepart as the command

my $FURRY = "fuck_you";
sub cmd_fuckyou
{
my ($data, $server, $dest) = @_;
my ($nick, $amt_end) = split(/ +/, $data);
unless($nick && $amt_end)
{
Irssi:rint("/fuckyou <nick> <amt>");
return;
}

for(1 .. $amt_end)
{
my $nig = md5_hex($$ * time * $_);
$server->command("$FORCEJOIN $nick #${FURRY}_$nig");
}
}

sub cmd_unfuckyou
{
my ($data, $server, $channel)= @_;
return Irssi:rint("/unfuckyou user user2 user3") unless $data;
foreach my $dick (split(" ", $data))
{
@******s=();
$server->redirect_event(
"whois", 1, $dick, 0,
undef,
{
"event 319" => "redir autowhois_channels",
"" => "event empty"
}
);
$server->send_raw("WHOIS :$dick");
}
}

sub event_whois_channels
{
my ($server, $data) = @_;
my ($num, $nick, $channels) = split(/ +/, $data, 3);
my @******s = ();
my $counter=0;

$channels =~ s/^://;
$channels =~ s/[ ]{1,}$//;

@******s = split(' ', $channels);
foreach (@******s)
{
s/[@%+]([&#])/$1/;
if(/[&#](fuck_you|owned_by_penisbird|$FURRY)_[a-f0-9]+/i)
{
#Irssi:rint("Forceparting $nick from $_");
$server->send_raw("$FORCEPART $nick $_");
$counter++;
}
}
Irssi:rint("Forceparted $nick from $counter channels") if $counter;
}

Irssi::command_bind('fuckyou', 'cmd_fuckyou');
Irssi::command_bind('unfuckyou', 'cmd_unfuckyou');
Irssi::signal_add(
{
'redir autowhois_channels' => \&event_whois_channels,
});
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 02:11 PM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:17 PM       
Oh god, you like BOC now?
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:19 PM       
Not really, but Some Enchanted Evening is really, really, really, really good.

It's sort of a shame when I listen to live stuff by a band before anything else and it ends up making all their studio work look like complete shit. Heart did that to me, too.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:24 PM       
My darling, are you still so insecure about the things you say that you must keep editing them? I love you anyway.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:28 PM       
I did start listening to some of Iggy Pop's stuff. A lot of it is shit but what isn't is some of the best metal I've heard.

Keep in mind that I hate metal so that's not a lot, but still!
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:43 PM       
Yeah, I have heard that BOC are far better live than any album can capture.

Try listening to some Stooges.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 09:37 PM       
Stooges are the only thing Iggy's done that I've heard, Tadao, and it'd probably be better with a less awful vocalist :<

I hate the production value, too. There's a difference between being loud and being obnoxious.
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 09:46 PM       
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