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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 08:48 PM        Don't blow that load just yet
What is your favorite technique?

I'll count backwards from a random high number. That way I'm concentrating on numbers, but it's easy so I still have my mind on my lady. It would help if you bitches threw out random numbers when I get that look in my eye.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 03:19 AM       
nothing is more distracting than a smoke alarm going off, i say
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 04:28 AM       
changing positions or the angle.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 04:31 AM       
I usually get the urge to blow my load when she is really getting into it, so changing positions or the angle would be a bastard move.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 10:46 AM       
depends on the urgency, i can instantly bring to mind pretty much anything from rotten.com when the situation calls for it

for some reason that necrophiliac grandmother sex doll is a favorite of my mind's eye

then i run the risk of going limp :<

* oh, and condoms are horrible inventions and generally do all the work of the above and then some.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 01:28 PM       
you're a class act, Tadao.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 02:02 PM       
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oh, and condoms are horrible inventions and generally do all the work of the above and then some.
True.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 02:03 PM       
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you're a class act, Tadao.
I do it for the ladies.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 04:10 PM       
I play 80's hair metal in my head. It makes for interesting air guitar solo's during sex.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 07:21 PM       
I think about Tadoa taking a huge dump.
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Old Sep 18th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
In that dress when he was little? Thats to hot for me.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 07:02 PM       
Bourbon always seems to turn me into Super Man. So much so that sometimes I can't get off at all.

Back before I started drinking party liquor I'd think of members of bands and when their hit songs came out. Kind of weird I guess, but it worked. I specifically remember thinking about who all was in GnR during 1995 one time. Good thing that I got stumped on Matt Sorum.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 07:51 PM       
I can't think of guys in sports or bands while have the sex. What if it makes me harder? I don't want to find out.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 10:37 PM       
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I can't think of guys in sports or bands while have the sex. What if it makes me harder? I don't want to find out.
Then that makes you a fgt cause it makes my penis soft
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Old Oct 2nd, 2009, 09:17 PM       
How does it make him a sergeant?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2009, 12:27 AM       
Hangie, you're too nervous around girls to post in this thread.
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Old Nov 21st, 2009, 07:04 PM       
Girls if your guy is getting *that* look in his eyes and you're not ready yet tap him in the sack until his eyes roll back in his head.
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Old Nov 21st, 2009, 07:17 PM       
But I like that.
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Old Nov 21st, 2009, 07:31 PM       
Me too. Probably why I'm divorced.

Men. A little love tap on the nuts and when they become consciousness it's divorce court.
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Old Nov 21st, 2009, 07:47 PM       
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when they become consciousness
that's some zen shit, man
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Old Nov 21st, 2009, 08:11 PM       
Yeah I would correct it but I'm lazy and it's out there now.

Since my daughter is part Asian and will probably talk like that the sooner I embrace the horror the better.
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Old Nov 21st, 2009, 08:44 PM       
Ah! So you have a little Asian in you!
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Old Nov 21st, 2009, 09:36 PM       
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Ah! So you have a little Asian in you!
I *had* a little Asian in me (and size DOES matter in this case). I'm no longer with him but gave birth to an American/Asian girl.
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