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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 02:13 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 05:40 PM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 12:50 PM       
men can have multiple orgasms, sjut takes pratcie to be able to have one without ejaculating. I'm too lazy to figure it out, as i do not have a girlfriend that im having sex with at the moment, but there is a ton of shit out there to read to learn how. Also there are videos and shit. As to the whole sex toys thing, Most girls I know use them, and almost every one to a T prefers a real person there, hell even the lesbian wants a girl there using the toy. Toys are fun but can't beat compainonship. As long as the guy can be an aweseom lover, he will win out any day.
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
Well yes... that last bit seems to be the issue now, doesn't it?
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 01:54 AM       
I Meant being a lover as in the romantic side of tings, if you can be great in that part, if you lack a little bit in the pure sex part you will make up for it tenfold. If you can do foreplay for like 2 hours, your chick will love you, and the dildo can't match that.
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 02:31 AM       
Dildos don't eat pussy.

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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 02:43 AM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 03:48 AM       
Why isn't anyone taking offense to James obvious women hating remarks, such as refering to women as cunts? Any real man would never do that, it's fucking dispicable. Almost as dispicable as the other "men" on this board who are refering to women as bitches and holes to fuck. It's disgusting. I find it rediculous that some "man" would be jealous of a woman's ability to get off with a dildo or vibrator (which are not always even made to be inserted). All that a guy has to do is poke his penis a few times to blow a load (unless he's killed all of the nerve endings due to non-stop masturbation). So if you want something to talk about it should be premature ejaculation on James' account, well that would be if he could ever get a girl to even talk to him...
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:24 AM       
He has always been like that. He is an asshole.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:58 AM       
well said, renee. however, i rarely take offense, especially if the would-be offender is obviously trying so damn hard to offend.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 09:20 AM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 11:11 AM       
Renee

I wouldn't get too mad, this is James. He's never kissed a girl and he's really, really boring so I don't see it happening anytime soon. He's like a little kid acting up to get women to pay attention to him, even if it's negative attention it's probably more passion than he'll ever see.

I'd feel bad for him, if he wasn't such a wang.
As for other guys calling women names, you have to wonder when's the last time they saw a 'hole'. It was probably when they slopped out of their mother's.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 02:53 PM       
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Okay, I just wanted to make sure that everyone realized to what extent James"man" was being an asshole. But yeah, I wasn't mad enough to write my congressman or something...
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 04:45 PM       
Hahahaha. SOMEONE put their tampon in the wrong hole, didn't they?

I think it's funny how this went from me talking about how I feel about sex toys, to being about how inadequate I must be. I could have a horsecock in my pants. It still doesn't give it a ribbed texture and vibrate, does it?

And why take offense to the word cunt? I never said YOU were, or all women for that matter. Sure, it's a hateful word (and rightfully deserving to be used at times), but to gasp in horror at the utter sight of four little letters is pathetic at best. But maybe this is just one of those "nigga" things. Meaning, you're allowed to call one another a cunt, but unless I'm a woman, I get lynched for it and called a woman-hating small-dicked little boy.

And if you don't wanna be known as a bitch or whatever, do something about it. I'm sure nobody here is generalizing a whole gender in the negative, but nobody's stupid enough to do so in the positive either. Respect has to be earned, after all.

Oh, and the fact that none of this was to be taken all that seriously to begin with. Can't forget that part.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:18 PM       
why don't you go fuck a dildo, you crybaby pantiwaste
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:20 PM       
Actually, I agree with Jamesman on the sensitivity issue and also concur that Renee is an uppity hobag.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:23 PM       
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why don't you go fuck a dildo, you crybaby pantiwaste
Because I don't wanna be spoiled and become unsatisfied by a real man fucking me in the ass. Haven't you read ANYTHING?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:44 PM       
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Actually, I agree with Jamesman on the sensitivity issue and also concur that Renee is an uppity hobag.

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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 09:21 PM       
There's no man or woman on this earth that would have a complete fuckup like you.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 09:23 PM       
Hello boys and girls! Todays word is "misogynist".
Can you say "misogynist"?
Sure you can!
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 09:28 PM       
Jamesman's pussy just hurts because he was boo-hoo rejected. So now he has to pretend he doesn't have a heart and doesn't believe in love so he won't be wah-cry hurt again. Anyone with half an eye can read his sorry little ass like a coloring book.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 09:35 PM       
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG

YOU DIDN'T GET ME A BEER
YOU WERE ONE MINUTE LATE WITH DINNER
YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND OF BEER
YOU WANTED A CAREER

YOU FORGOT TO CASH MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK
YOU'RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD
YOU WANT TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER
YOU WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER KID

WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 09:51 PM       
I guess anal cunt really does provide the solution to every problem!
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 10:00 PM       
i think it's funny that no-one hates me for agreeing with him :>
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 10:05 PM       
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Jamesman's pussy just hurts because he was boo-hoo rejected. So now he has to pretend he doesn't have a heart and doesn't believe in love so he won't be wah-cry hurt again. Anyone with half an eye can read his sorry little ass like a coloring book.
The funny this is, you're wrong. I don't think I've really made anything secret. If I had a problem or was recently rejected, I wouldn't make an irrelevant thread with the intention of it being 100% serious.

In other words, I SHOULD be pretty easy to read, because I tend not to hide anything. And somehow, you still managed to fail.
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