calling upon the power of I-Mockery

[Cosmo Electrolux]

my girlfriends niece is trying to decide upon the name of her new baby, due in approximately four months. I'm trying to talk her into naming the child Max Burbank (Max being the first name and Burbank being the middle name). She likes the name Max, but is resistant to naming her child "Burbank". Do any of you good people have any idea how I can convince her to name her child after one of my short duration personal saviors? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.


Sincerely,

Cosmo Electrolux