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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 01:35 AM       
OMG

Almost a exactly a year ago (it was February 12th) I shaved my head. I did it because my hair was waaaaaaay too long, and instead of paying for a $7, I thought I would save money by just lopping it all off. It was probably a big mistake

It took forever. It was really hard to get it all off. And then I looked like Marlon Brando in Apacolypse Now.

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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:22 AM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:22 AM        AHA!!! I HAVE FOUND MYSELF
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:53 AM       
If Roger's rubber-faced, then Proto's at least... clay-faced.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 05:24 AM       
i liked it poofy.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:21 PM       
Damn!! I finally get to an opinion that matters (that of a pretty lady ) and it's too fucking late!

Actually, I think it DOES look a lot better really short.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 07:50 AM       
i'm not much into externalities. hair. no hair. whatever.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 01:05 PM       
Hey Proto! There's hope! She doesn't care about 'externalities'!!

"Hair, no hair"

could just as easily be

"Johnson. No Johnson"


And I said all that so I could pose this Ethics puzzler: To Wit;

Is it all right to make a really easy and possibly painful dirty joke at a firends expense that you don't mean at all but feel strongly compelled to make becuase it's easy and dirty?

Moreover, am I gay becuase I use expresions like 'to wit' and 'moreover'?
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 01:11 PM       
ethics puzzler answer: yes. always.

gay question answer: no. but those wet dreams starring "naldo" do.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 01:29 PM       
do what?
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 01:34 PM       

hi karen. i've missed talking with you.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 01:46 PM       
ME TOO
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 05:53 PM       
i don't like talking anymore
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 06:47 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 07:32 PM       
I'm the kat on the left.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...s-costumes.jpg




Oh, good ol amateur pornos. Ahh, good times.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 08:05 PM       
bodlet, those pictures are begging for captions.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 04:49 AM       
so how's tai kwan do? Mistar White belt
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 05:08 AM       
What is up with Rog's hair?
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 01:33 PM       
IS ROGER PRINCE VALIANT OR LOUSIE BROOKS?!?!?
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 02:04 PM       
What is up with Rog's hair?



Uh it's... dark? It hasn't changed since before I left for London.

What I find funny is that nobody even commented on the freaky pic o' Doopa, yet me stirring a pot of spaghetti in my Tae Kwon Do uniform is BIG NEWS. :P
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 02:06 PM       
Rog should let his hair grow longer.

Oh, another thing.




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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 02:09 PM       
Well, if we'd known it was only spaghetti, it wouldn't have been BIG NEWS.


HOLY SHIT!!! HELM!!! THAT FUCKING RULES!!!!
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
It just looks different in that pic.

And Helm, that does indeed fucking rule.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 09:01 PM       
Say, what IS with the pic of doopa?
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