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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 09:52 PM        I HAVE A QUESTION K :(
There's this girl from my school and she's all liek 'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER' but she's all sluty and gross.

SHOULD I HIT IT?



Oh and she's hot.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 09:56 PM       
How many other people do you know that she's hit. :o
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 09:57 PM       
Well.. she's 16(same as me) and she's had secks with liek 20 different guys. Most of them over 20 years old. And she says she doesnt have any diseases but yu know.. :/
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 10:09 PM       
just do her in the butt...
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 10:10 PM       
poor little girl. Tell her vaginal orgasm will probably not come before she's 25 or so, no need to try so hard. masturbation would be more useful, in fact.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 10:10 PM       
take some pictures of her and post htem
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 10:12 PM       
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Well.. she's 16(same as me) and she's had secks with liek 20 different guys. Most of them over 20 years old. And she says she doesnt have any diseases but yu know.. :/
If you don't feel insecure about being worse than the other 20 than go ahead. Try to stop her from liking older guys and secks you every day. :o

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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 10:30 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 10:31 PM       
She's a very pretty lady.. but she does it a lot with a lot of people so that makes her real gross. And her vagina is prolly ugly, too.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 10:35 PM       
please take pictures of her i dont care if shes naekd or anything post them here
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 10:42 PM       
yea plz if shes pretty i can give you TIPS lol not the moeny
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 10:44 PM       
You should have a threesome with her and your best friend, whose homophobia is obviosly a reaction to his latent bisexuality.
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 01:35 PM       
Well you could always look and see what type of person she is. I mean is she like someone you could be friends with or is she just a girl you would have sexs with? And just give me her first name because I am making a chart of relations between hot girls and their names, so as in alot of girls with this name are usualy hot. Just something I am doing. But I say just ask your self if it is worth it.
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 01:41 PM       
HER NAME IS MALLORY :X
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 02:25 PM       
I AGREE WITH JIXBY. POST PICS PLS. THX.
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 04:19 PM        Re: I HAVE A QUESTION K :(
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'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER'
I know 'wanker' is colloquial & shit, but I'm pretty certain that's the wrong use of the word unless she's asking for the masturbator that you own.

There are enough penis euphemisms already, without misusing other words to try & look cool.
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 04:48 PM        Re: I HAVE A QUESTION K :(
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'DANNY I WANT YER WANKER'
I know 'wanker' is colloquial & shit, but I'm pretty certain that's the wrong use of the word unless she's asking for the masturbator that you own.

There are enough penis euphemisms already, without misusing other words to try & look cool.
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 06:06 PM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 06:13 PM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 06:41 PM       
actually, static is a fucking idiot, regardless of his goddamned post count.
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 06:50 PM       
Has this postcount bullshit really pissed you off so much you must obsess over it in your every post today?
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 06:58 PM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2004, 07:52 PM       
as long as she dont have gonorrhea, its all good. just make sure she doesnt bite your cock off. also, when you do her, dont use a condom, and when she gets pregnant, laugh your ass off, get a restraining order, and move very far away
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