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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:30 AM        Which race of people would you exterminate?
Aliens descent from the skies. They kinda look like simmering red slime, and they give off tremendous heat. We have to wear radiation suits with padding on the outside to talk to them.

They tell us in impeccable chinese that we have to make a sacrifice for their God, who created the universe. One country of people must snuff it. Which one do you pick?

I will pick the Norwegians. Norway consistantly scores highest in 'best country to live in' ratings. Those teachers pets deserve to fry!

Which is your choice?
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:47 AM       
Hmmm.... Being a holy man, I really shouldn't say, but, the Irish. All the Idiots in America think that Scottish people are Irish, and being Scottish myself, I really hate that
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:56 AM       
really, how interesting, tell us more about yourself
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 07:46 AM       
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Hmmm.... Being a holy man, I really shouldn't say, but, the Irish. All the Idiots in America think that Scottish people are Irish, and being Scottish myself, I really hate that
Wouldn't you then want to kill Americans?
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 09:54 AM       
Whatever country has the lowest population.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 10:13 AM       
i wasn't aware that norwegian was a race
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 11:13 AM       
I think McMock's going to be our edgy, borderline, omg-that's-going-too-far character.

Cause, you know, it's not like we already have one of those.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 11:16 AM       
oh you hush up before we decide to wipe out the dutch race
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
Or just make everybody but one person from some really obscure country a citizen of another country and then destroy the country with only one person in it.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 02:34 PM       
You're making me sick with this save as many people as possible, pansy ass crap. Humans are overly populous and decent humans not populous enough. I'm all about clearing space.

Although I wouldn't single out a race to exterminate, I could certainly go about from individual to individual deciding who is to be incinerated. If I had to choose a race, though... which is more densely populated, China or India?
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 02:38 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:14 PM       
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which is more densely populated, China or India?
It's probably China at the moment but India is gaining ground fast.

China = 63 Olympic medals, over 57 games participated
India = 1 Olympic medal, only 6 games participated

WHO IS THE BIGGER THREAT TO THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE? EXTERMINATE THEM.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:17 PM       
the Human Race.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:20 PM       
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Hmmm.... Being a holy man, I really shouldn't say, but, the Irish. All the Idiots in America think that Scottish people are Irish, and being Scottish myself, I really hate that
Wouldn't you then want to kill Americans?
Hmm... You have a point there.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:25 PM       
And, for the record, speaking poorly of the Irish puts you on my shitlist. You don't want to be there.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 04:50 PM       
What race are you, McMock?
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 05:01 PM       
the beastpeople from the depths of the amazon.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 05:18 PM       
No way, those are the people that are going to save the people of the world from a disease that could only be cured by a rare plant extract that can only be found in the Amazon.
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 06:06 PM       
Can anyone think of a reason I shouldn't move this to loveline?
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Old Aug 30th, 2004, 06:10 PM       
You are obviously referring to the sword/phallic analogy. It's subtle, but it's there.
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Old Aug 31st, 2004, 04:46 AM       
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And, for the record, speaking poorly of the Irish puts you on my shitlist. You don't want to be there.
I would think not, but you gotta hate who you gotta hate!
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Old Aug 31st, 2004, 05:30 AM       
that is a good saying!
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Old Aug 31st, 2004, 08:48 AM       
Yes, the avatar of a man with cleavage belies your wisdom!
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 03:23 PM       
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Lors que de dueil Luon sera transy.
Tru dat homie.

I think I'd take out Japan, just to see the look on their faces when the nuclear bomb homes in on their country. Theyd be ike "OH NO, GODZIRRA! I MEAN, NUCREAH BOMBHA!" Does that make me an asshole, savoring that moment?
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Old Sep 6th, 2004, 12:43 PM       
Mubert you dumb fuck Godzilla didn't attack tokyo untill 1954. WW2 ended in 1945. So there is no way they would think it was godzilla because HE DIDN'T EXIST.
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