My friend tried to kill himself

[jin]

We told you it was all a joke, OAO. ;<

[thebiggameover]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

ONE TIME I WENT UP TO MY MOM WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING T.V AND HIT MY HEAD REAL HARD AGAINST THE COFFEE TABLE AND STARTED CRYING AND SHE JUST SAT THERE WHILE I WAS DYING.

[Sethomas]

Anyone who does anything suicidal or masochistic in front of someone else is just an attention whore. But your mother? That's just so Papa Roach it's sad.

[nothing4buddha]

i live next to the vocalist of papa roach

[Helm]

Burn his money like an asteroid

[FS]

fuck, this thread is great.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

ONE TIME I WENT UP TO MY MOM WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING T.V AND HIT MY HEAD REAL HARD AGAINST THE COFFEE TABLE AND STARTED CRYING AND SHE JUST SAT THERE WHILE I WAS DYING.

Far be it from me to just quote something and laugh at it, but that was hilarious ;<

[sadie]

anotherwords, you're not really so high and mighty huh am i right guys

[Rez]

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

In all seriousness I was suicidal for a little while. I didn't tell a soul that I contemplated death because they might've tried to stop me, but I did mope around like a pussy and drop out of school for a little bit, spending my days just sitting around thinking of why I wasn't happy. I honestly desired death because nothing made me happy.

I made a cocktail in my garage of things like antifreeze and rubbing alcohol and I starred at it for a good hour before throwing it outside and cooking me up a steak.
It was a really good steak because I seasoned it just right and cooked it up rare.

I would never have eaten that steak had I gone through with it. :o
And I never considered death an option since.

that is seriously the best thing to come out of this forum EVER.

[ziggytrix]

TIP FOR THE KIDS: Rubbing alcohol will ruin the flavour of antifreeze, and possibly induce vomiting. For a more effective ending, try shots of antifreeze, not some isopropyl alcohol cocktail.