Originally Posted by Grislygus
All of you guys should see Santa's Slay. Just enough stupid, just enough humor, Chris Kattan and Fran Drescher get murdered in the first five minutes, and Bill Goldberg as Santa Claus, who's actually the Norwiegan version of Satan who doesn't have to be nice anymore.
Thoroughly enjoyable rental.
It needed more spears, jackhammers, and phantom winning streaks.
But seriously, don't bother renting it. If you're up late enough, you're bound to see it uncut on Spike TV. They love that movie for some reason. I'm cool with any movie that kills Chris Kattan though.
I highly recommend Highway to Hell. Satan sends a Hellcop, who resembles the androids from THX-1138, to police a highway in rural California. If you get stopped by him, you don't go to jail, you go to Hell! Hilarity obviously ensues. Too bad it hasn't been released on DVD though.