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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 05:27 AM        insanely bad (awesome) 80s horror DVDs
Here's some shit I found this week, its like cheap DVD-Rs, or bootlegs of stuff I would see in mom n pop video shops in the 80s ,thought yall appreciate this, here's the website: http://www.screamatorium-dvd.com/AG.html and sorry if this looks like spam or an ad but I don't work for this guy I'm just an I-mockery-er, one thats been around since the early days, I just stay away from forums usually or post once every 3 years.












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Old Sep 25th, 2008, 01:23 PM       
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Hahahahaha, Lyle Alzado. Now that is awesome. I forgot that dude even existed, but I remember seeing the VHS for this in rental stores when I was a kid and thinking it must be a badass movie. I gotta check into that one sometime. Thanks for the link / reminder man.

Also, I already reviewed The Video Dead here:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/video-dead

Awesomely bad zombie flick with one of the best posters ever.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 01:00 AM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 09:03 AM       
That must be a popular Bad Horror Movie scene, the legs sticking out of a giant mouth, because I've also seen it in some truly horrible Japanese movies. Now I want to do a pumpkin like that.

Ghost Ship was cool. With the exception of "The Love Boat", are there any movies/shows out there where they go on a ship and nothing bad happens?

As far as really lousy movies, see "April Fool's Day". Dumbest thing I ever saw and 100% unsatisfying.

PS: That Spookies cover is totally a ripoff of the Fright Night and Pet Sematary covers.
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Old Sep 27th, 2008, 10:02 AM       
Sweet! I remember quite a few of these from my local hometown video store before it went out of business. Mutant Hunt especially. For some reason I never thought to rent these gems, but I always remember the cover art.

Edit: Oh MAN! This one I've been looking for!!



This is easily one of the worst movies I've ever fucking seen. The beginning intro and theme music is so fucked up (it must have been stolen from a bad '80s 'Care Bears' styled cartoon!) that you can't help but laugh at it.

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Old Sep 28th, 2008, 11:53 AM       
...I have each and every one of those movies. Each is more aweful/awesome than the last.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 10:22 PM       
Ooh, more movies to add to my Netflix queue.
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Old Oct 4th, 2008, 05:09 PM       
Rog, you have to watch and review every last one of these movies. It's your duty to spread the awful awesomeness that they contain.
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Old Oct 4th, 2008, 06:38 PM       
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I remember watching this in 2004 when I was 13, my mom had just gotten digital cable and it was summer, and I was bored so I went to that stupid Drive In theatre channel. I think the thing was filmed in Mississauga
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Old Oct 5th, 2008, 02:01 PM       
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Rog, you have to watch and review every last one of these movies. It's your duty to spread the awful awesomeness that they contain.
Oh hell yeah. I might help out by buying some of these flicks. Mutant Hunt is MINE!
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Old Oct 6th, 2008, 07:10 PM       
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I remember watching this in 2004 when I was 13, my mom had just gotten digital cable and it was summer, and I was bored so I went to that stupid Drive In theatre channel. I think the thing was filmed in Mississauga
Ya, they play this almost every week on Drive In TV. I'm pretty sure it was filmed in Mississauga as there are a lot of Canadian actors and extras in it.
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