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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:22 AM       
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Are you a character?
What do you mean by "character," Marilyn666?

Some people say I am quite the character!
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:23 AM       
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I have a question for Jixby Philips, know-it-all extraordinaire. What is the square root of 255^2?
255.
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:25 AM       
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jixby, when is spooky's baby due?
Chojin, thanks a lot for the question, but I think Spooky would be able to answer that much better than I can
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:29 AM       
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Jixby, how can I be better friends with people like Emu and Esuohlim? (answer asap)
I don't know!!!!!!
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:30 AM       
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JIXBY HOW DO I LOSE WEIGHT

SHOULD I CALL JENNY? I'M GOING TO CALL JENNY :D
Call Jenny
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:28 AM       
Jixby, you mean these rosemarry bleeds, right here?


edit: it took me 2 times to get it right
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 09:57 AM       
There's no way those questions could have been answered in one post. :/
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 10:01 AM       
hey, jixby! did you answer those questions in separate posts to make the askers feel special?
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 01:36 PM       
i sure did!

even though he didnt answer my question... why didnt you answer my question, jixby?
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:14 PM       
Do rectums lose their elasticity with each sexual encounter and do the overabundance of nerve endings in that region compensate for the aforementioned phenomena?
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:22 PM       
Do Kellychaos' lose their elasticity with each sexual encounter and do the overabundance of unfunny jokes in that region compensate for the aforementioned jerk?
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:46 PM       
All I got out of that is that you wanted to jerk me off. Maybe I'm wrong. :/
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 04:49 PM       
i am not sure now, jerk
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 05:42 PM       
Yo, Jixby!!!
I gots 2 questions.
1. How can I be as cool as you (not better)?
2.Whats it called when you dont like girls, or dont like boys, but youre not bisexual?
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 05:51 PM       
JIXBY JUST ANSWER THIS QUESTION!!

WHO DO YOU LIKE MORE ME OR ESTELLE !!
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Old Jan 14th, 2004, 06:48 PM       
Dear Jixby,

I have been posting on an Internet forum named "Fred." Fred and I have not been intimate for several years. He just laughs at me when I "attempt" to be "sexually agressive." We get along fine "outside" of the "bedroom." We "argue" once in a while, but it has never turned into a screaming match where I throw "plates" at Fred. The only problem is the lack of intimacy. How do I make "bedtime" fun again?
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 04:24 AM       
Jixby, where is that penis?
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 04:24 AM       
Jixby, thanks for answering my other question!
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 10:06 AM       
He's still quoting and answering all the other ones individually.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 07:59 PM       
I meant the question before the question I just asked. Sorry for all the confusion I have caused. I'm sorry.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:02 PM       
why do people have more than 4000 posts?
is it because they have no lives?
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:04 PM       
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why do people have more than 4000 posts?
maybe because they post over 4000 times or something? :/
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:06 PM       
i dont mean it like that...
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:13 PM       
I am no longer taking questions.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:16 PM       
THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME OUT TO ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS, JIXBY. SEE YOU AROUND NEXT TIME.
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