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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 12:01 AM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 02:25 AM       
guys today I was makin out with this fly momma in the parking lot for like, I dunno, 4 or 5 minutes and I TOTALLY grabbed her backside! My balls were so blue! Ain't I the shit or what? Do you think I went to far? I hope I didn't fuck up.

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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 10:15 AM       
I am in favour of the gay rainbow club and would like to show my appreciation
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 10:23 AM       
I've got the fucking flu again and can't walk because I'm dizzy.
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 10:40 AM       
dude, hurry and don't let the floor get away from you!
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 10:49 AM       
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cosmo wouldnt care as long as it'll chat him up
say's noob as he begs Lenor for attention and tit pics
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 10:52 AM       
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i wonder if cosmo knows terra has a dick
She's still funnier than 98% of the posters on this board...
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 01:28 PM       
So... did anyone catch Payback last night on TNT?
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 01:41 PM       
No. They always cut shit out when it's broadcast
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 02:07 PM       
Now they're showing The Wild Wild West.

Say what you will, but I love the movie.
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 02:22 PM       
I like it plenty.



In other news, fuck Guitar Women so very, very much. As if I didn't get enough wierd looks regarding the avatars around here.
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 03:12 PM       
the movie was great when I saw it in theaters and its still great to this day

also gw seems like hes gone so dont worry about it
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 03:58 PM       
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say's noob as he begs Lenor for attention and tit pics
begs lenor for attention? pfft, i wasn't the one who had 100 posts about her cleavage! i have a girlfriend to beg for tit pics
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:01 PM       
Sweet, now Librarian: Quest For The Spear is on. I never got to finish it the first time it was on.

TNT is doing good the past few days.
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:04 PM       
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begs lenor for attention? pfft, i wasn't the one who had 100 posts about her cleavage! i have a girlfriend to beg for tit pics
I was laughing at her for her "myspace" poses. She sent me PM's asking me to stop, so of course I made 50 posts about it...along with Burbank, Kahl, Sspad and a host of others.

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4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:08 PM       
Guys, it's Semi-formal today!!!!
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:09 PM       
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She's still funnier than 98% of the posters on this board...
lol so u like dicks?
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:11 PM       
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I was laughing at her for her "myspace" poses. She sent me PM's asking me to stop, so of course I made 50 posts about it...along with Burbank, Kahl, Sspad and a host of others.

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2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.
are you still trying to defend making 100 posts about her tits? i don't know why you deny being the resident i-mockery horn dog! everyone knows, dude!
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:19 PM       
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are you still trying to defend making 100 posts about her tits? i don't know why you deny being the resident i-mockery horn dog! everyone knows, dude!
why am I always the last to find these things out?

I wish I still had the PM's....I made one joke about her tits and she sent me like 15 PM's, so after that every post I made was about her tits...look, dude, if I wanted to look at a fat, strung out college girl with a ugly tattoo on her ass, I'd go to a local biker bar with a stack of one dollar bills, and I could have all of the stretch marked, sweaty, stinky tits I could get my hands on. But, at my age, it's all about quality, not quantity.
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:31 PM       
90 years old?
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:44 PM       
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90 years old?
close enough
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:45 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:46 PM       
COSMO LIKES 'EM DUSTY
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:47 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2007, 04:51 PM       
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