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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 10:58 AM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 11:00 AM       
anybody know of a site that takes a picture you upload and it instantly makes an animated gif of a person with a mallet smashing said picture til it shatters like glass?

That would be a great idea for a website, if it doesn't exist.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 12:30 PM       
i do not know of one, but i feel that it would not be hard to do so
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 12:30 PM       
oh, and now i'm at work and also boooooooored
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 03:53 PM       
my life is awful

how can i apply the internet to helping my life
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 03:55 PM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 04:01 PM       
i could just earn that in real life
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 04:08 PM       
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this board sucks cock and it will never be fun

unless you unban noob3 that guy was sweet lol
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 04:14 PM       
Why did Noob3 get banned again?
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 04:17 PM       
because he got banned and couldn't get into his pm's to retrieve mattjack's address to send his present

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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 06:05 PM       
Funny story, actually: He signed up for the Secret Santa event, but never sent out his gift. Kind of a bummer, actually.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 06:21 PM       
HEY EVERYBODY!!!!


WHAT DID I MISS!!!!
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 06:24 PM       
This is like Catch Me If You Can.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 06:59 PM       
gw that is what the loveline forum is for
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 07:34 PM       
My pappy said "son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln."
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 08:14 PM       
Ok so today I went to Wal Mart to get some groceries, and there was not one, not two, but THREE midgets in the store! Three midgets in a Wal Mart in North Carolina. Today was a good day.
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 08:17 PM       
explaning this kid audio and torrents it's going to hard :/

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how do i know the bitrate?<br>me(06:09:10 p.m.): wel<br>lme(06:09:24 p.m.): what are you using<br>me(06:09:30 p.m.): to play music<br>someone(06:09:34 p.m.): itunes <br>me(06:09:39 p.m.): right click the file<br>me(06:09:43 p.m.): obtain info<br>someone (06:10:12 p.m.): oh okay, thanks<br>me(06:10:34 p.m.): if says VBR
me(06:10:42 p.m.): you need to use audioindetifier<br>someone (06:11:50 p.m.): for the format for everything it says mpeg-1, layer 3 <br>someone(06:12:01 p.m.): what does that mean/
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 08:20 PM       
and somene explaining me how to use vbulletin bbcode is going to be harder
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 08:24 PM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 10:05 PM       
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Ok so today I went to Wal Mart to get some groceries, and there was not one, not two, but THREE midgets in the store! Three midgets in a Wal Mart in North Carolina. Today was a good day.
Yesterday, two midgets came up to my counter and ordered some Taco Salads, which was funny as they are big salads and they were little people. Can we keep them as pets?
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 10:28 PM       
Big salad? Who are you? Elaine Benes?
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 10:49 PM       
I'm not allowed to keep humanoid pets anymore.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 01:34 AM       
Damn, I'll return my dog collar.
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 03:52 AM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 05:51 AM       
Back in the High Middle Ages, when among the nobility one's identity was defined by his lineage, there was a huge variety of attacks on one's blood with names like "son of perdition" and "son of iniquity" and "son of damnation".

I find that the modern simplified version, the all-encompassing "son of a bitch" is just lazy and boring.
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