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Old Feb 2nd, 2008, 11:23 PM       
You've probably got Lex Luthor syndrome. Are you a(n) evil genius/mad scientist/evil businessman by any chance?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2008, 11:50 PM       
Listen to you assholes, "ooh, i'm so balding because 3 hairs fell out of my head when i first shaved at the age of 23"

EVERY time i cut a hair, two more grow back. I would really like to donate to peeps who FEEL FUCKING NAKED, but as far as i know, i can't send HAIR PLUGS OFF MY GODDAMN BACK through the mail yet.

"ooh... I'm bald"

whatta complaint
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 12:02 AM       
sorry, i'm a hairy person

I want some of my hair to go away
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 01:47 AM       
what's with all the hair loss? i just started losing mine in the past 3-4 months. i do not have any bald spots or horribly thinning regions yet, but i am vacuuming up a horrendous amount of hair and i 'm pulling gobs of it out of my shower drain. i recently cut it, thinking maybe if the peices were shorter it would at least not tangle around the vacuum brush so easily, or i could go a week without having to experience the shower drain.

i have decided that the very second i find actual balding on my own scalp, all of it's going to be shaved. i refuse to be one of those ladies who perm and puff the last 8 strands of hair on their head in the vain attempt to refuse baldness. if i have to be hairless by 28, then so effin' be it.

also, i've been going gray since college. my hair totally fucking hates me.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 08:35 PM       
I also forgot to mention that I'm going grey.

But that is only about 10 hairs & not anywhere near the inch I've lost to my forehead's conquest.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 10:39 PM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2008, 05:58 PM       
Hairline started receding at about 19. Fast forward 5 years and i'm noticeably thinning up front. Oh well. I don't stress about it anymore and contrary to what Terra thinks, I do not have hair plugs.
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Old Feb 4th, 2008, 06:37 PM       
Genetically, my maternal grandfather went bald in early middle age, I think. However, all of his brothers still have a full head of hair. All eight or so of them.

The thing is, I've never seen anyone else with quite my style of hair. It's usually called a Jewfro by others, but it transcends that a bit without getting into negroid territory. My high school soccer coach always told me that he had hair just like mine, and he went bald in his 20s I think.


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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 02:42 AM       
I had a friend in high school who had hair similar to yours except it was blond. It wasn't quite as long but would've given your mop a run for it's money.

One day he decided to put it in cornrows. He kept it that way for almost 2 years.
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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 01:35 PM       
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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 03:48 PM       
^ Is that Seth? If so, you now have a real style of your own, that one here doesn't help you stand out.
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Old Feb 6th, 2008, 11:25 AM       
My neighbor went bald on top at at 20 he was all like "hey its 2:30 wanna go to 7-11 and get a slurpee then go hang out at the highschool?" and i was all like "uhhhh, noo" it was like he turned into a dirty old man over night. but we have thick hair in our family so no perversions for me
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Old Feb 6th, 2008, 11:43 AM       
Seth honey, the David Byron 'fro is awesome. I wish more guys were brave enough to sport it. It is wayyyyy cool!
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Old Feb 6th, 2008, 02:08 PM       
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Seth honey, the David Byron 'fro is awesome. I wish more guys were brave enough to sport it. It is wayyyyy cool!
Word.

I wish I had cool curly hairs on my head so I could have a tight fro like that.

Instead I have thick straight blonde hair.
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Old Feb 6th, 2008, 02:49 PM       
I like just letting my thick dark brown hair grow out. It's a great thing. I usually shave it all off once a year though.
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Old Feb 10th, 2008, 01:27 PM       
I'm kinda lucky. Thinning hair runs in my family, but nowadays I think it's a combination of stress and the fact that my hair is now down to the middle of my back, so it's probably pulling a bit more than I expect.

But the rest of the mane grows lush and rampant.
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