White House Rejects God

[Protoclown]

White House Rejects God

WASHINGTON - The White House rejected on Tuesday God, with Bush stating that he respects God's opinion, but since he is doing God's work, he believes that it is his holy duty to continue to bring the battle to the front door of this "evil menace", as that is what God would surely want.

[FS]

However, Ari Fleischer would like to add that Bush is eager to find out what God's message is on this topic.

A brief meeting between Bush and God had been scheduled yesterday, but Bush had to cancel at the last minute.

[ranxer]

bwhaha

Its amazing what our administrations 'christians' can do with the largest military the planet has ever seen.

[kellychaos]

[Carnivore]

How long do you think it will be before Bush has God arrested for supporting the terrorists?

[mburbank]

I hope you guys lie hell.


Oh! I mean.... uh.... I'm praying you all have a change of heart.


Seriously.