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Old May 3rd, 2003, 09:28 PM        I just saw Jason X
It was on Starz at 8EST.

Expect a review from me very soon. And I'm sure you'll all be ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS in anticipation!

See, usually, I'll watch a movie a couple times before I review it, to make sure I cover everything. But in this case, I could never stand watching this again, so I'm just gonna wing it.
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Old May 3rd, 2003, 11:52 PM        Jason Rules!
- I just love his 70s style goalie mask.
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Old May 4th, 2003, 12:59 AM       
The scene with the sleeping bags makes the whole thing worth it.
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Old May 4th, 2003, 01:37 AM       
dammit proto I was about to talk about that But i thought it was actually a decent jason movie, once the killing started it didn't really matter that it was in the future or anything. It had some good death scenes and yes, the sleeping bags make everything worth it. funniest scene in a horror movie EVER!
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Old May 4th, 2003, 02:29 AM       
As far as I'm concerned, jamesman isn't a horror fan. Anyone who even sort of likes the classic friday the 13th movies would at least like jason x
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Old May 4th, 2003, 07:22 AM       
Err... this wasn't a horror movie, you dumb shits. This was a comedy.
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Old May 4th, 2003, 10:07 AM       
Jason X is the worst excuse to masturbate. EVER.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 04:34 AM       
In my attempt to write this review, I'm already finding myself in the same position as when I tried to review Resident Evil: A handful of pages pointing out all the stupid shit in the movie, but trying to be funny at the same time.

So I think I'll just post it here when I'm done.
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Old May 5th, 2003, 10:27 AM       
You could... *cough!*sendittome *cough!*
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Old May 5th, 2003, 10:34 AM       
But then nobody else would see it. :/
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