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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:32 AM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 11:07 AM       
[update] I'm still a virgin. How about you guys?

MY latest hobby is making flash presentations about how devestating pre-marital sex can be on the relationships of teenagers and how detrimental it can be to their academics.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 06:03 PM       
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but i'm not gonna have sex just to say i did.
Damn!! Is that why people have sex? Gawd I've been getting it wrong for so long. So who do I have to tell?
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 06:15 PM       
SOMEONE IN ANOTHER THREAD HEATHEN!

When I lose my virginity I wont need to talk to anyone about it, because my wife will be my best friend.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 07:05 PM       
yup and that's why you're discussing it now
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 07:35 PM       
SHUTUP VICAR OF SATAN!!

Anyhow, I'm still a virgin. So all is well in the world.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 07:43 PM       
Let's all tell virginity stories.

I'm so alone.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 01:39 AM       
Ok ill go first.. once upon a time i was a virgin, but a 30 year old consuler name Miss Phillips changed all that

The nightmares are coming back
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 10:14 AM       
Once upon a time I was a virgin. But then all my friends weren't and they made me sit alone in the playground. So now I'm a wanton whore and am very popular.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 10:39 AM       
Once upon a time I was a virgin.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 11:27 AM       
... !!!!!!!

I touched a boobie once. That makes me like only 9/10 virgin. But for the purposes of this thread I shall classify myself as a whole and virtuous virgin.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 02:45 PM       
No way Captain, you've lost your virginity now
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 04:07 PM       
... but. but. She was German! It doesn't count! And it was over her shirt...
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Old Mar 23rd, 2003, 06:43 AM       
If she was German, then you have lost your homo-virginity. You are now gay. But where girls are concerned you are still a virgin. If you can keep your filthy homo secret to yourself, you still maybe able to find yourself a decent wife, although she may look like a horse. You have been tainted.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2003, 03:06 PM       
Only 1/10 of my homo-virginity thanks very fucking much.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:46 PM       
I'm a virgin, and in five years I'll probably still be one. Who cares? It's not that big of a deal.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2003, 06:22 PM       
Then make it one! It doesn't have to be a big bad deal.

Make the most out of it while you still have it. Thats what this thread is alllll about.

EXCEPT FOR THESE OTHER UNWASHED FRUIT FESTIVALS OF NATURE!
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 03:21 AM       
YUOU GAYS ARE ALL FAGS, I SEX LADIES ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT

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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 08:14 PM       
I'll always be a virgin, lol.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 11:39 AM       
omg. willie's a pimp.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 12:26 PM       
One of my best friends who is a year younger than me just lost his virginity, and he told me that it's really kind of disappointing.

So not much to look forward to, kids.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 01:59 PM       
Because your friend's one individual sexual experience determines the level of enjoyment that all will experience.

Willie:

On another note: Today I was playing with the heavy bag in my garage and I pushed it and it came back and hit me in the face and my nose was bleeding into my mouth, so now I think i know what it'd be like to eat out a small virgin. Sans virgin.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 02:04 PM       
It's the whole 'sex is a letdown' crap. It really isn't as long as you don't expect it to be the best there was, the best there is, and the best there will ever be.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 06:20 PM       
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One of my best friends who is a year younger than me just lost his virginity, and he told me that it's really kind of disappointing.

So not much to look forward to, kids.
From what I've read, it gets better after a while. You learn with experience-like any other activity or skill.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 06:33 PM       
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It's the whole 'sex is a letdown' crap. It really isn't as long as you don't expect it to be the best there was, the best there is, and the best there will ever be.
Exactly. If you expect it to be astonishing, it's probably going to be crap since you get all nervous over it. If you take your time and ease into it (no pun intended), you're probably going to have a lot fonder memory of it later on.

And if you don't do it right the first time, there's always the second, and the third, and the fourth...
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