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DehydratedPorkMan · #51

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Originally Posted by SLjimbolian

George Carlin and Dane Cook don't even belong in the same sentence.

oops.

I saw half the comics on Tough Crowd in performance, too. Jim Breur (or however you spell it=heckler magnet. All he does is bag on the crowd Michael Richards style. Come to think of it, every comedian I've seen from TV that I've seen on stage (Angel Salazar, Aeries Spears, Nick Dipaolo, etc.) just make fun of the crowd. Anyone can do that, there's no humor to it.

Speaking of flogging dead horses but not that I'm complaining, it's taking us 3 pages to explain that Dane Cook is not funny.

Zomboid · #52

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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

I liked his first album, too, but I have to admit it has been a while since I last heard it. The second one was pretty flat, though, so I lost interest.

For anyone curious about what jokes he stole, but not so curious that you would look for them yourself, here's a ytmnd that someone made using an MP3 that compared his version of the jokes with Louis CK's:

http://danecookisahack.ytmnd.com/

Also, I saw his SNL monologue the other day and realized that he stole his joke about getting the wrong shoe size from Todd Lynn.

Yeah, the clip in the ytmnd is one of the same as in the joe rogan thing. It's pretty hard to say he wasn't blatantly stealing from the guy. There was another one too where Louis CK was talking about naming his kid FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF and dane cook went and talked about naming his kid BBBBBBBLLLLAAAAAAAA or something like that about 5 years later.

xbxDaniel · #53

And here I was, thinking I just wasn't getting it.

sspadowsky · #54

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Speaking of flogging dead horses but not that I'm complaining, it's taking us 3 pages to explain that Dane Cook is not funny.

No, it really only took one sentence. The rest has been expounding on the many reasons why he's not funny. It's sorta like when John Gotti went to trial. You knew the fucker was guilty as sin, but the prosecution had to go through the motions of presenting evidence.

DehydratedPorkMan · #55

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Originally Posted by sspadowsky

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Speaking of flogging dead horses but not that I'm complaining, it's taking us 3 pages to explain that Dane Cook is not funny.

No, it really only took one sentence. The rest has been expounding on the many reasons why he's not funny. It's sorta like when John Gotti went to trial. You knew the fucker was guilty as sin, but the prosecution had to go through the motions of presenting evidence.

Here's another reason he's not funny. He takes his clothes off during performance. Attention whores=barf.

I just saw a Louie CK special on HBO. He's just as bad, but with less hair and more unnessecary vulgarity.

Rongi · #56

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Originally Posted by Ninjavenom

i guess maybe i have a broader sense of humor than anyone else in this thread :O

i like you and everything, but that's just a stupid thing to say.

Black Flag · #57

"broader" is pretty much just the positive spin on "lower standards"

Rabid Child · #58

the only good thing he did was his first Comedy Central Presents special, everything else is terribal and is in my to 100 people that annoy me and i include myself in that list

Chojin · #59

Uh, to be honest, those jokes in that ytmnd didn't sound stolen at all.

Rabid Child · #60

some of the jokes he did i like, wouldnt of been funny other then the way he tells them, I admit i have them but i dont listen to them anymore. the ones i like would have been stupid otherwise, i need to play them again in order to list examples. I am Selling them in the not to distant future. Im shure i can get about 20 bucks for both of them in a bundle from kids @ School

Girl Drink Drunk · #61

maybe what we have to do is hire some "people of African descent" to heckle Dane Cook throughout his set, and BAM! Racial tirade-style career suicide

DehydratedPorkMan · #62

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maybe what we have to do is hire some "people of African descent" to heckle Dane Cook throughout his set, and BAM! Racial tirade-style career suicide

Dane's not an idiot. He's just unfunny.
And Michael Richards will always be remembered for Stanley Spadowsky. Fuck Kramer. And my memories of UHF are tarnished now.

Rabid Child · #63

Dane Did have a heckler at one of his shows, its on one of the cds, that was the best part him yelling at this drunk guy

sspadowsky · #64

I saw his first Comedy Central special the other night (taped in 2000, according to the program guide), which was what prompted me to start this thread in the first place. That guy is on a comedy treadmill of suck. He started out unfunny, and has gone virtually nowhere since.

Rabid Child · #65

Ok I just watched and listend to it again and I take everything I said back He SUCKS, At least i could sell they and get a chunk of change

DehydratedPorkMan · #66

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Originally Posted by sspadowsky

I saw his first Comedy Central special the other night (taped in 2000, according to the program guide), which was what prompted me to start this thread in the first place. That guy is on a comedy treadmill of suck. He started out unfunny, and has gone virtually nowhere since.

Speaking of treadmills, that treadmill music video is funnier than anything Dane Cook did.

Except he says, "Punch you in the face" a lot.

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Ok I just watched and listend to it again and I take everything I said back He SUCKS, At least i could sell they and get a chunk of change

Buy some Mitch Hedberg CDs.

Grislygus · #67

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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan

Speaking of treadmills, that treadmill music video is funnier than anything Dane Cook did.

BAH, trendiness.

DehydratedPorkMan · #68

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Originally Posted by Grislygus

BAH, trendiness.

You gotta admit, four hipsters lip synching/dancing on treadmills is more entertaining than Dane Cook throwing water on his face and pretending to be an alien.

Grislygus · #69

Alright, I will. But only because your take on zeldasbiggest fan is surprisingly apt.

DehydratedPorkMan · #70

Say huh?

Rabid Child · #71

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Buy some Mitch Hedberg CDs.

which CD of his is better, I'm a fan of the comedy central stuff i've seen

Grislygus · #72

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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan

Say huh?

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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan

You know who he reminds me of? Pip from South Park. He's always there but doesn't really do anything too bad but everybody makes fun of him. I'm gonna call you Pip from now on.