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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 01:04 PM        NEW MINIMOCK: "THE ATARI LYNX!"
This is a piece I've been wanting to write for years, but I always seemed to get sidetracked with other projects. Well, after talking about the system again recently, I finally sat down for a day and wrote my take on what is the greatest handheld video game system. I'm really happy with this piece and I hope you all have fun reading it (along with playing all the downloadable games that I included).


NEW MINIMOCK: "ATARI LYNX - THE HANDHELD SYSTEM THAT TIME FORGOT!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/atari-lynx


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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 01:50 PM       
while reading that i was all 'where the hell is todd's adventures in slime world' and then you had it at the end and i was like 'oh'

My babysitter had a lynx when i was growing up :< He also had a PC when I just had my Macintosh Performa 450p, with its 100mb harddrive. I ENVIED HIM AND HIS DEVICES :<
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 02:42 PM       
Even if you were talking about the Lynx hanheld system I would think you were a wierdo that might be into furries or something.

Haha, I'm just kidding, I always wanted one of those but never could find one.
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 03:12 PM       
Atari Lynx, one of the many game consoles I should've had when I was a kid
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 03:28 PM       
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Even if you were talking about the Lynx hanheld system I would think you were a wierdo that might be into furries or something.

Haha, I'm just kidding, I always wanted one of those but never could find one.
I can get you one--game store around here has 2 and about 8 games.

edit: I'm trying to get an atari jaguar. Obscure mediocre video game systems are the shit.
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 07:48 PM       
Klax? That's the most over-ported turd i've ever played. Shanghai should have been in its spot!
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 09:00 PM       
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edit: I'm trying to get an atari jaguar. Obscure mediocre video game systems are the shit.
You're close, they are TOTAL shit. Very few games on the Jaguire are worth playing, and you can bet your ass those very few are impossible to find.
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 09:01 PM       
except the one it shipped with, tempest 2000
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 12:22 PM       
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Believe me, the most important accessory for the Lynx was the A/C adapter.
Oh yes.

Anyway, I only ever played Ninja Gaiden and Rampage on mine. Rampage was as good as ever, but I was less than thrilled with that version of NG for some reason. Seemed really sluggish.
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 09:22 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 10:13 PM       
OH HAY GOOD CATCH, GOOD THING YOU WERE THERE OR ELSE PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN CONFUSED AM I RIGHT EVERYBODY
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 10:58 PM       
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