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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:00 PM        100 things you should not do before you die.
ok, so people are always making lists of the 100 things everyone should do before they die... e.g. swim with dolphins, climb mount everst etc ect.. but what are the 100 things that, in an ideal world, you would not have done before you die.

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1. Watched the film 'Titanic'
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:15 PM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:17 PM       
Put a damn number in frodo faggins.

2. Clicked on this thread.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:22 PM       
3. Use an insult involving movie references (EX: Frodo Faggins)
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:30 PM       
People please!

Anyway...

4. Not fight back while being picked on in elementary school.

Would've saved me a lot of problems (self-esteem-wise).
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:38 PM       
Actually, wasn't picking fun, was making a legit point. Heres another good one...

5. Sleep/Date/Fool Around with an engaged/married/or other wise spoken for woman.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:39 PM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:43 PM       
7. Drink so much 'special brew' you go temporarily blind.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:43 PM       
7. Piss off James.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:45 PM       
Metal you took MY turn!!!

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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:46 PM       
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Actually, wasn't picking fun, was making a legit point. Heres another good one...

5. Sleep/Date/Fool Around with an engaged/married/or other wise spoken for woman.
I know you weren't. I guess I should've added a to it but some people ***schimid*** don't want me using it.

9. Moved from my howtown.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:51 PM       
i should sue this thread!!!
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:55 PM       
10. I should sue this thread!!!

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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:11 PM       
100. DIE
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 08:36 PM       
11. Said that I was Mubert.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:00 PM       
12. hitting on a woman without making damn she really is a woman

..god that was embarassing....
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Old Nov 2nd, 2004, 11:58 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 02:10 AM       
13.) Telling the girl I had a crush on, I had a crush on her, and hearing her say "Oh, sorry about that"
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 02:40 AM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 04:13 AM       
14.) Eat any form of seafood.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 12:40 PM       
15) Write the worlds first hentai/cookbook combo with many pictures.
16) Seriously. Don't do this.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 12:50 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 12:52 PM       
fucking fuck off. america is dead because of you.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 01:54 PM       
17) Don't talk about fight club.
18) Don't talk about fight club.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 02:55 PM       
Such an apt reply for someone with "monkey" in their username.
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