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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 03:04 AM        NEW SHORT: "The 2006 Carytown Watermelon Festival!"
Since I no longer live in Richmond, Protoclown has been brave enough to do an in-depth feature, complete with plenty o' photos, on this year's annual Watermelon Festival in Carytown!


NEW SHORT: "THE 2006 CARYTOWN WATERMELON FESTIVAL!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/watermelon06


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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 07:52 AM       
That was teh funneh.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 09:39 AM       
I definately read that as "Crayontown" a bunch of times.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 07:28 PM       
That festival looks so lame that you could only survive it intoxicated with alcohol or PCP.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:57 AM       
Very well done, expecially "Watermelon Queen". I laughed so hard I'd have gotten fired if I still worked in visitor services, which strictly forbade lauguing as a sign of 'happiness'.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 11:02 AM       
The queen was funny, but the best part for me was "Everyone's favorite vagina monkey".
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 12:27 PM       
Yeah I was really glad to see the vagina monkey again too... one of my friends said he didn't see it there so I thought all hope was lost, but I guess he was just there at the wrong time cuz Proto clearly found it.
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